So, I’m sitting here watching USC hemorrhage points to Utah, after watching Iowa put on its weekly display of offensive ineptitude, and Ohio State having more special team’s miscues, and a question pops into my mind. 

You run a hypothetical football team and your coordinators are: Brian Ferentz - OC, Alex Grinch - DC, and Parker Fleming - STC. You can only fire one. Who has to go and who has the most job security?

(Yes, the correct answer is to fire whomever hired the three of them as your coordinators. But the hypothetical still stands)