Yes, it's a quarterback thread...but it's better, cause it's nuts.

It came to me while thinking about ttun's qb race, actually, and how I wouldn't put it past Harbaugh to lock his qbs in a room with one knife and start the survivor.  That led to: what are some fun, creative, insane ways to pick our Buckeyes starting qb next year.  Let Urban be all rational and reasonable, let us suggest that the starter be the one who steals Mark May's underwear and flies them from the university hall flagpole. Or the one who stays on the mat with Logan Stieber for the longest. Or the one who runs up the score on the most hospitalized children in madden.   

What do you think? And good ideas? And bonus, any good ideas for how Harbaugh should pick his qb?