Here is a gem found in an article by Drew Sharp. Please enjoy.

On the 12th day of Christmas, _ichigan received.......

"Twelve Harbaugh rumors.

Eleven passes picked off.

Ten years no title.

Nine donors dodging.

Eight blaming Rich Rod.

Seven recruits regretting.

Six head doctors hedging.

Five vic-to-ies!!!!!

Four apologies.

Three police arrests.

Two players kicked off.

And a stake planted into midfield"