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McBane's Game Day "Buffet"

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November 3, 2017 at 9:19am
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Folks,,,let's take a look at how McBane prepares food on game day!

Ingredients:

  • Cell Phone
  • Credit Card
  • 6 pack of your favorite craft beer
  • 12 pack of your favorite "hydrating beer"
  • $5 cash 

Instructions:

  1. Crack open your first craft beer...enjoy!
  2. Call Domino's and say "Send Me Domino's!"  Then order a couple of you and your family's favorite pizzas & wings.  
  3. Give credit card info for payment.
  4. Crack open second craft beer...enjoy!
  5. When delivery driver arrives, hand him/her the $5 for tip, because let's face it, delivery drivers prefer cash tips!
  6. Eat pizza & wings.
  7. Crack open third craft beer...enjoy with your food!
  8. Use "hydrating" beer to get you through the night when the craft beer starts to weigh you down!

Let's face it, peoples!  I don't like taking time on game day to cook, and I'd rather not eat my wife's cooking on such an important occasion!  This is a fail-proof way to enjoy your game day meal.

Has anybody seen the weather forecast for Iowa City tomorrow???

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