Fire comb over?
I wish Smithston could add his take /s
They employ people with mental health issues as leaders
They know the Spanish word for yellow
Apparently Joey Bats likes to get punched in May AND knocked out in October
Simply awesome, Barf!
Over! I flip my lid when I enter my throne room and find under!
That zillow listing gave me a headache. WTF was that guy on?
You're a genuine Cleveland patriot, Benwin!
My new Jordan's feel like I'm walking on pillows
NFL scouts love Hooker? Wouldn't that raise a red flag to the no fun czar Roger Goodell?
New T-Shirt idea!
Because the Browns are the Browns, the Browns are my favorite team, I will be golfing every Sunday (weather permitting)
I don't know; that Iowa vs. Purdue game is gonna be lit!
Get really long extension cords
OR: because AND gets you a penalty for too many men on the field
I guess there's only one thing left to do...
I have tickets if you need them: SECTION 26AA, ROW 10, SEATS 7+8 /s