It's not Budweiser, I mean America.  America is brewed by Lovers of Soccer headquartered in Not America.  I reject this as illegitimate, unacceptable and outrageous, and not just because of the Soccer.  And if it's not these, it's false advertising.  That's not good either.

NO, friends.  The beer of Freedom is Sam Adams.  "Brewer.  Patriot."  Nothing more need be said.

Unless you disagree.  Discuss.  Happy 4th.