Congrats to last week's winner Aportis0214:
We will score lots of points

The other team won't score lots of points

We will win

They won't win

Because we scored lots of points

The Judge's Award goes to Rooster Woody:

A well endowed girl from Champaign

stayed outside all day in the rain,

and when she got wet,

you surely can bet, 

not one single Buckeye complained.

Up this week - the Michigan State Spartans.  I am usually a stickler for rhyme and meter, but I couldn't resist this stretch:

The Buckeyes are now 10 and 0,

So tell me just where do they go?

They'll be having some fun,

On November two one,

Beating up on Team D'Antonio.

Think you can do better?  Prove it.