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Nick Bosa

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture
June 23, 2014 at 9:27pm
119 Comments

In anticipation of the arrival of Nick Bosa I've taken it upon myself to provide a special thread where we as Buckeye fans can tell stories and tall tales about the 10-foot-tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds babies shrimp scampi.

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(pictured: Nick Bosa eating a bystanders shoe)

"He had a four day heart attack! ...Yeah, a day for every chamber! ...When they do his autopsy, they'll say his heart was like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese! ... I bet they find sixty dollars in change in his stomach!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Nick Bosa went hunting? Bosa decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle!"

"Did I ever tell you about the time Nick Bosa took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Bosa takes me into a vacant lot and says, Here we are!' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Bosa yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'"

"He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road."

"He hated Mexicans! ...And he was half Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"

"One time I asked Bosa to dress up like Santa for a Christmas party I was throwing for my children. Yeah, that's them, that's them. Well Bosa shows up as Santa, reaches into his bag and says, 'I've got goodies for you kids.' He proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says 'There is no Santa 'cause I ate him.'"

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"Bosa's dad directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels!"

"John Bosa once had sex with a cigarette machine!"

 

So I ask ye fellow members of 11 warriors, what be your fondest memory or encounter with the legend that is Nick Bosa?

 

PittBuckeye's picture

To say I was confused would be an understatement.

+25 HS
Danify's picture

The jinx is in! Run! Everyone Run!

+4 HS
ITWASME's picture

So I was fishing last Saturday and hadn't caught anything for hours. Finally I get a bite and it's massive! I scream "I GOT SOMETHING!" Sure enough I pull up Nick Bosa and he tells me "No I've got you." and pulls me under...

+26 HS
ITWASME's picture

What's great is my name is Nick and I will now use that. Thank you kind sir.

+2 HS
Buck Commander's picture

After reading this I can only ask myself........WTF?

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

+19 HS
Chief B1G Dump's picture

The only answer is bath salts. 

+14 HS
RoyMunson's picture

If you drop a needle on Nick Bosa's nipple it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

+8 HS
Chief B1G Dump's picture

Once, I was laying only stomach and got a boner and struck oil. 

I guess you could use Bosa here...but we all know that's how Chief B1G Dump got his millions. 

+2 HS
ITWASME's picture

So Nick Bosa and I were walking down the street the other day. We pass this guy and Bosa tackles him out if nowhere! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" I ask. "He was a quarterback. So I sacked him." he responded as the man laid moaning on the floor.

+1 HS
1967Buck's picture

Very strange story.

+3 HS
703Buckeye's picture

 

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

+6 HS
BTBuckeye's picture

Certainly not with a frontal attack...that rabbit is dynamite!!!

+1 HS
GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

"They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from Bosa talkin' in his sleep!"

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Think you could fix the url of the pic?

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

 

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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BroJim's picture

This thread needs to be deleted.

I season my simple food with hunger

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otrain2416's picture

Do you remember the time Joey used "the force" to sack the QB?

 

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Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa made that happen through wonder twin powers. 

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Seattle Linga's picture

This will definitely make it to the Bosa highlight tape - I'm so looking forward to more of this action this season.

Soggy_McMuffin's picture

Is this Real life?!

Gooz-fra-bah...

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BuckWylde's picture

No, it's the dreaded off-season and this article is what pigskin-anemia produces! . . . along with nausea, vomiting, club feet, irratable bowels, clap, memory loss,  enlarged heart, cycle-sell, memory loss, night sweats, PMS, liver spots, frequent urination, shortness of breast, tax evasion, gout, blue balls, halitosis, pattern baldness, tinnitus, hammer toe, tooth decay, ruptured spleen, memory loss, hangnails,  erectile dysfunction, seborrhea , trichinosis , apostasy,  occasional nose-bleeds, shortness of dick, and  memory loss. . . c'mon Season Opener!!!!

BuckWylde

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Earle's picture

Shortness of breast is the worst.

Just say no to italics abuse.

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DannyBeane's picture

"Did I ever tell you about the time Nick Bosa was in a production of 'The King and I'? On opening night, Nick chloroformed the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." To Nick Bosa!

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One Bad Buckeye's picture

Who is this guy?....Beowulf?

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

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DannyBeane's picture

They're quoting an SNL skit called Bill Brasky.  In the skit several drunk guys are talking about the inhuman feats/exploits of their old friend Bill Brasky. Think Chuck Norris jokes before they were a thing. Same concept.

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Makes me feel old this whole thing had to be spelled out. Brasky lines were pure gold back in the day.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

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RoyMunson's picture

Nick is ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.

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Brutus' Left Nut's picture

If he were in the SEC he'd easily be top 3!

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Byaaaahhh's picture

This thread made me uncomfortable.

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Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa once had an uncomfortable moment, just to see what you felt like before he kicked your ass. 

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Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa hearts Cleveland. 

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RenegadeBuckeye's picture

Nick Bosa is so massive, his shadow is a 4* recruit. 

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RenegadeBuckeye's picture

Nicks back-flips affect the rotation of the Earth.

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Seattle Linga's picture

Nick can blow bubbles with Beef Jerky

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Knarcisi's picture

Joey Bosa got his ass beat once. 

By Nick Bosa. 

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Squirrel Master's picture

Uh, no.

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

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Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa once took on a train head on.

Then Joey parallel parked it. 

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trigg03's picture

I've read some stupid stuff before but this...is wow stupid

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Knarcisi's picture

^ got his ass kicked though the Internet by Nick Bosa. 

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Knarcisi's picture

Look here, Trigg.  Never underestimate the level of stupid.  

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Knarcisi's picture

Obviously no one got that I was joking.  Do I have to do this all the time?

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MackRM408's picture

Agree with you Trigg

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Knarcisi's picture

We'll name a town east of Columbus, Bosa, since we've already named one to the west, Hilliard.  

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Knarcisi's picture

Joey Bosa started a brawl with the dog pound. Nick Bosa finished it. 

ronbizi's picture

The saddest moment for a child isn't when he learns Santa Claus is real, its when he learns Nick Bosa is.

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ronbizi's picture

Nick Bosa once tackled a man into next week, then tackled himself into next week so he could tackle the same guy into the following week.
 

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AndyVance's picture

I remember one time the Bosa family went to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Nick got splashed. So Bosa yells, 'I'm Nick Bosa and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'How do you like it?' And then damn if Bosa didn't step in there and finish the show.

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BassDropper's picture

Plot Twist: Bosa commits to Notre Dame.

DIRECTIONER

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

 

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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BassDropper's picture

clearly a Jaylon Smith reference, shame on you people for not getting it. 

 

DIRECTIONER

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Knarcisi's picture

^ Has denounced his membership on here three times, but has come back with the vengeance of Nick Bosa every time !

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BassDropper's picture

If you're talking about me, it was only once and this is the first time I ever posted about Nick Bosa.

DIRECTIONER

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Knarcisi's picture

Ah, now, Bass, I think you quit at least twice.  You stay Nick Bosa strong, now.

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BassDropper's picture
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Groveport Heisman's picture

Funny cause he has denounced himself from here at minimum 3 times I thought it was more like 5. Then he  goes back and edits his farewell posts. Absolutely mind boggling. Then he returns and claims he did it all for upvotes. Very weird situation indeed and some of us have rock solid memories.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa made him quit!

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Seattle Linga's picture

Who wins a battle between Nick Bosa and Chuck Norris?

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

Nick Bosa for sure. Like an alligator, he can fully digest a turtle shell.

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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DannyBeane's picture

Trick question, Chuck Norris is Nick's alias for when he wants to lay low.

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ITWASME's picture

Well that was settled almost a year ago. We all knew it as the Fourth of July 2013 but what most people didn't know was that those "fireworks" were just the explosions from the punches the two landed on each other. Eventually Bosa was able to pull out his devastating grand finale and end the fight.

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EDUGOON's picture

Nick Bosa wrote all of 2pac's songs. 

Nick Bosa was Nick Bosa before Nick Bosa!!

Nick Bosa knows three languages Murder,Death and Kill!!

"We Don't Believe You, You Need More People"- Hova #GOBUCKS #FreeElGuapo #Famthik

EDUGOON's picture

Nick Bosa once Dunked on King Kong!!

Nick Bosa is the Pace Car for the Daytona 500

Nick Bosa host an annual Sand Volleyball Tournament at Area 51

"We Don't Believe You, You Need More People"- Hova #GOBUCKS #FreeElGuapo #Famthik

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labuck's picture

What a weird thread.

buckeyedude's picture

Found myself scratching my head at first, like many on here. But damn, if you have even a smidgen' of a sense of humor, this is hilarious. .

 

 

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jamesrbrown322's picture

 

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

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AndyVance's picture

It's too bad more folks aren't familiar with the legend of Bill Brasky, because this thread is hilarious.

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MackRM408's picture

I think people are aware of Bill Brasky but this thread is about a kid who is not even committed, sixteen, and in high school. 

AndyVance's picture

Hmmm... you could be on to something there, Mack. I'm just happy for the excuse to go back and watch old SNL sketches.

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

I think people are aware of Bill Brasky but this thread is about a kid who is not even committed, sixteen, in high school, and once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury.

"You know how Bosa served three tours in 'Nam? Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Bosa!"

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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Citrus's picture

I LOLZ'd at the thought of Angela Landsbury being kicked. "Murder she wrote? I'm the one that writes murder 'round here!"
 

jamesrbrown322's picture

 

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

I'm wearing a Diaper.........

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Seriously. This is good old fashion fun.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

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SoDakBuckeyeFan's picture

When Nick Bosa leaves for college he will say "Dad, you're the man of the house now."

SoDakBuckeyeFan

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

 

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Nick Bosa taught me how to love a woman and how to scold a child.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

"Did you know Nick Bosa is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Nick Bosa pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day!"

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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otrain2416's picture

Nick Bosa was once put on offense. He pancaked all 11 players on the defense then scored a TD. 

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Citrus's picture

Nick Bosa drives a vehicle made of the bones of men he's killed and fueled by scotch and pure hatred. 

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

They named a street after Nick Bosa.  But nobody crosses Nick Bosa, so they had to rename it.

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FitzBuck's picture

 

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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Knarcisi's picture

This has the potential of the Bucksfan Icon thread

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Hovenaut's picture

 

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

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OldColumbusTown's picture

This is gold, Lavelli.  Gold.

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Can someone send this to Joey, he can relay it to Nick. We love the Bosa's in these parts and we only have 1 on the team...imagine the love if we had both Bosas

UFM_Renewal

MadDogMike's picture

...rumor has it that Nick Bosa was sitting in a park by the bay one day, lifted a cheek, broke wind, and capsized a 32' catamaran...

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Buck Commander's picture

When Nick Bosa shits .............Mishitigan smells it! Including Canada

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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chicagobuckeye's picture

Don't really know where you were going with this one. 

Citrus's picture

Urban Meyer is not recruiting Nick Bosa, Nick Bosa brought Urbz to Columbus in the first place. The health issues, Urbz on ESPN, and Urbz to Columbus were all the result of Nick Bosa saying he planned on playing for the Buckeyes in seven years.

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lwitters's picture

Nick Bosa showers in grain alcohol ... along with every other prospect while visiting SEC schools.

JohnnyKozmo's picture

Nick Bosas calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Nick Bosa

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Knarcisi's picture

Was rainy and humid in SC today. Must have been the sweat from Nick Bosa working out. 

osupolo's picture

Nick Bosa doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down.

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Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa won't commit to Ohio State. 

We will commit to him. 

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mtrotb's picture

Nick is Joey's Daddy.

mtrotb

Knarcisi's picture

Mrs. Bosa is the toughest. Bared those 2 monsters, then spanked their asses. 

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Knarcisi's picture

How many QB Bosas will our DL have this year?

Knarcisi's picture

Man, he better commit to us, or Nick Bosa is going to kick my ass. 

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Seattle Linga's picture

He's not the only one !!!!!!!!!!

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Knarcisi's picture

Like we wanted to kick yours when you jinxed us against Penn St, or Nebraska, or one of those putrid teams we blew a lead on this year?

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Seattle Linga's picture

We should have scored 60 against all those hacks last year. We just really didn't have a closer - nice memory Knar

ronbizi's picture

Nick Bosa once punched a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as giraffes.

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Nick Bosa that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "Of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Nick Bosa can touch MC Hammer

 

 

 

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

When Nick Bosa jumps into a swimming pool, he doesn't get wet.... the Pool gets Nick Bosa.

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Nick Bosa ? 

 

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Nick or Joey?

 

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

"Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Nick Bosa, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Nick Bosa throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Bosa decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, 'Don't shoot him — he's a human.'"

"So anyways,  Nick Bosa would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra 'Beverly'. And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Bosa had to shoot the maid."

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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Knarcisi's picture

^ Stoned, I'm quite certain, when he makes these posts!

Knarcisi's picture

Double post. 

But I'm not stoned. 

Love ya, Glue. You've made the offseason fun. 

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GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

I've tried to do my part. All in good fun, for those of you who are too young to get it.... sorry.

"Did I ever tell you about the time Nick Bosa forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office? Bosa tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled."

 

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

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Knarcisi's picture

It's thundering outside. If Nick Bosa is going to be bowling all night, I'm never going to get any sleep. 

Knarcisi's picture

Nick Bosa plays Stanford Football !

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Schack21's picture

There is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures Nick Bosa has allowed to live.

Schack

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