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Michael Sam has a boner

BassDropper's picture
February 27, 2014 at 1:29am
59 Comments

 

This got me to thinking. If you were in Sam's position and developed a boner while wearing spandex shorts in public, what would you do? Try to hide it? Play it cool and wink at the camera? Run and hide?

Seattle Linga's picture

Disturbing to no end - I would have to make an adjustment

+6 HS
osu07asu10's picture

Renee Zelwiger!
 

 

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

I heard when he was stretching in warm ups, he was laying face down and struck oil???

Edit: I read an article where that little chubby that added a few inches just shave 0.420 from his 40 time. Whatever crosses first when laser timed...

Whoa Nellie's picture

How about wearing a jock strap, pal?

“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”

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gumtape's picture

A jock strap would have cost him a couple of tenths on his 40 time.

High and tight boo boo

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Silver Bullet 10's picture

"Dude, no one cares what your sexuality is. Just do your dang job and play football."

"HOLY COW! MICHAEL SAM HAS A BONER! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"

 

Which one is it, America?

+16 HS
OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Depends on what day it is I guess

 

UFM_Renewal

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AngryWoody's picture

Which one is it, America?

I don't think Bassdropper counts as "America". He's from his own world. (I mean that affectionately)

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BassDropper's picture

I would have to enforce the tuck rule if this ever happened to me.

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JakeBuckeye's picture

Oh gosh, you'd have to. I don't know how you'd sneak that though.

Squirrel Master's picture

Isn't that what you have to do when you see One Direction playing live?

couldn't help it. :)

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

+11 HS
OSUpawn's picture

Good thing Tom Brady wasn't there to show him how it done.

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

Poison nuts's picture

I didn't know what to expect when I clicked on this thread, but it turned out to be the most straight forward & to the point thread title ever.

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sgehrich's picture

I guess he didn't have a book to hold in front of him like we all used to do in middle school...

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InTressITrust's picture

Thank god teachers made us carry them

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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gm3jones's picture

Lmao -- very well done!

There is nothing more remarkable as learning to think better.

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DLB1276's picture

Maybe it's an anticiperection.

anderson.2360's picture

or was it a fear boner?

Knarcisi's picture

OMG, I can't believe I looked.

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WezBuck28's picture

I find this hard to believe...

+6 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

That was a good one ............ now can I get a Stiff On please ... er .... I mean Stiff drink?

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Squirrel Master's picture

"gee, all the other guys get boners but since I'm gay you have to follow mine with a camera everywhere"

now who is gay?

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

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Johnny-Shane_Utah-Falco's picture

How do you get a freaking BONER during the NFL Combine?!!!?

Oh, nevermind

 

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TUNBUCK89's picture

I don't know how it goes but... maybe they were standing on a queue waiting for their turn to compete and the waiting was a bit LONG causing some HARD feelings !

Johnny-Shane_Utah-Falco's picture

Actually, maybe he was really nervous and that's why it happened.

Maybe that's why his Combine #s were so bad.

 

?

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OSUpawn's picture

They might have been bad because he had an anchor.
 

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

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BassDropper's picture

He must have been excited with his 40 time.

DIRECTIONER

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Knarcisi's picture

Maybe he was prepping for he 3-legged cone drill.

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vwhiegs57's picture

I believe the Movie Superbad said it best: "Put your boner in your waistband, not only does it hide it, but it feels good too!"

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osu07asu10's picture

If you've never belted (waistband) a boner...you just aren't living right.

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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Knarcisi's picture

What if you can't reach your waistband?  Oh, nevermind ...

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osu07asu10's picture

I'm not sure when I'll have the chance to post a priceless scene from one of the greatest movies ever with some sort of context...

 

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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Knarcisi's picture

By the way, Bassdropper ... One Direction, Boners ... what's next from you?

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kareemabduljacobb's picture

I think he's trying to tell us something.

Seattle Linga's picture

Thank goodness he wasn't wearing sweat pants

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OSU_ALUM_05's picture

The elusive 2 direction boner?

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MichiganBuckeye222's picture

I sometimes get one when I yawn...I call it a "yawn on."

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brandonbauer87's picture

There are just too many politically incorrect jokes to make here. I'll just walk away. 

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

This is just fantastic. Theres an entire thread with many comments dedicated to Michael Sams boner...I can honestly say this is the last thing I expected to see during my lunch.

Thank God I decided to go with a Baconator instead of a hot dog

UFM_Renewal

+11 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

You win..........I fold..................Too Funny!

D. Anthony's picture

It's not weird unless he starts lining up under center with that thing.

D. Anthony

PittBuckeye's picture

Not what I was expecting when I opened this.

Grayskullsession's picture

 

"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."

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Grayskullsession's picture

Edit: Double Post

"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."

Knarcisi's picture

I couldn't take any more hoops talk after the pathetic PSU loss tonight. So, I came back here, where things seem to be a little more exciting. 

Deadly Nuts's picture

Only a fan of 1D would post this thread....

LEBRON

Knarcisi's picture

Woody would be proud. 

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Knarcisi's picture

By the way, where are the Michigan guys?  I figured they'd be all over this!

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CCatanzaro's picture

We call these "weird-ons" where I come from.  Those that pop up seemingly without rhyme or reason, such as ones that occur while making a sammich, or on a trip to the aquarium.

Dairy-fed intellect and pure, unhinged sass.

 

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BassDropper's picture

Dude those happen to me all the time. Just had one out of the blue which led me to come back to this thread (no homo)

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

 

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Hell I get it walking up stairs, climbing trees, swimming in polluted water, staring at the clouds (so many naughty clouds)....

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Silver Bullet 10's picture

52 comments on a gay man's boner. Sigh...the offseason.

One Bad Buckeye's picture

Ahhh, the H.O.F.N.A.R. strikes again!.....(Hard On For No Apparent Reason)

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

AngryWoody's picture

Maybe he just woke up.

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Chief B1G Dump's picture

Did he just Willie Mays Hayes the 40...with morning wood!?!?!?