Excuse Me. Will You Please Sign My Petition to Ban the Tallahassee Police Department?

By D.J. Byrnes on June 26, 2015 at 10:45 am
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Blue-chip Florida State freshman QB, D'Andre Johnson, is the just the latest FSU QB to be accused of violence against women.

Johnson, of course, is innocent until proven guilty. Of course, we may never know the truth, because the bumbling sewer creatures of the Tallahassee Police Department are on the case. 

Deadspin.com requested the police report from the TPD, and the Tallahassee's finest ("legally") censored the whole report, basically.

The part they forgot to censor? The accuser's name and phone number... all any aspiring internet troll/harasser would need to rip a woman's life about by the seams. Thankfully Deadspin caught the error before publishing the "report" in full.

Good job, good effort, TPD.


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