One of the joys of this job is that, despite 11W's football-centric ethos, I have no idea what I'll be writing about on any given day.
Today, however, we're talking toilets. If somebody told me they dedicated some toilets to me, I'd assume you were an enemy of mine.
But apparently toilet dedication is a high honor in Lincoln, Nebraska.
In Nebraska TV booth. Not everyone has a "toilet facility" dedicated to them. But not everyone is Keith Jackson. pic.twitter.com/fK0zS3hyu9
— Tom Dienhart (@BTNTomDienhart) April 11, 2015
No, I do not want to speculate what fecal atrocities Keith Jackson committed to Nebraska's TV booth's toilets to earn this honor. And no, I don't know what the hell is going on with "Fox" at the bottom of that sign.
Source: @BTNTomDienhart
