Arkansas Hog Gets Loose, Blocks Interstate

May 8, 2014 at 11:19a    by DJ Byrnes    
17 Comments

An Arkansas pig with a mean anarchist streak is loose and blocking an interstate, according to reports.


I'm working with an alchemist and oracle now to determine what this means for Bert Bielema's upcoming season... but it does seem rather ominous. 


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buckguyfan1's picture

He has a bad habit of doing that...

 

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Crimson's picture

Someone just lay out a trail of piles of lard, and Bert will move off the highway when he's hungry.  And he's always hungry.

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BuckeyeSki's picture

Hogway to Hell

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Hovenaut's picture

Suspect last seen on two feet...

 

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brandonbauer87's picture

If that hog can block a highway, I'm sure he can block better than Bert's o-line. Get him a scholarship. 

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VintonCountyBuck's picture

For the sake of competitive balance...more traffic can enter the highway in 15 seconds- Bert Bielema

“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.” 

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jedkat's picture

until the hog is removed all travelers are requested to operate at a slow tempo for their safety.

"I was tired of trying to work my way around the back, so I just ran him over"

~ Joey Bosa

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TUNBUCK89's picture

Nick Saban concurs with that statement. 

GoBucksOSU's picture

Kinda looks like Bert.

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buckeyeEddie27's picture

Put the fat hog out of its confused misery. Then get that pig out of the road too.
*rimshot

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

hetuck's picture

This would be a great Photoshop Friday candidate.

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Vince Lombardi

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BierStube's picture

 

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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Buckeye in Illini country's picture

The second one is just wrong on so many levels.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

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Earle's picture

If the pig had been roadkill, that would've been a fitting depiction of Bert's season.

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@OSUDefender's picture

The cop car in the foreground is worth more than the entire apartment complex in the background.

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Hovenaut's picture

Bring it on down to Trailerville.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

Knarcisi's picture

Walkin right down Karma Street. 

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