PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
"You are completely screwed"
The best line I've read in awhile.
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
I love reading the comment section where it's clear nobody actually read the whole article
"no way they run the table", he wasn't talking about this year you idiot! Also people saying we beat a mediocre MSU team, no sh** it's a mediocre MSU team, there isn't a team in the Big Ten that is better than mediocre
Can't wait for the next 5 years
I really wish the media could discuss UFM without somehow sneaking in an "Oh well, he's gonna quit soon anyway." or speculating about his health. Looks like he is doing just fine to me.
Yea IDK why Staples thinks Columbus has just as much "nonsense" as Gainesville ... this isn't the ESS EE SEEE we don't listen to PAWWLL finnebaum every day and Columbus is actually a decently large city (gasp). Sure there's pressure to win but even a low-key, soft-spoken professorial type (The Senator) managed to last a decade in our cauldron. Urban will stay as long as he wants.
That line is fantastic.
Gonna be a heck of a ride then next few years! Go Bucks!
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
I'm 43 and remember being in the stadium during the 70's and 80's when it felt like the air was sucked out of the stadium when an Ohio St. QB let a pass fly downfield from everyone holding their breath. Then came post-Herbstreit era with Bobby Hoying and Joe Germaine seemingly throwing the ball around with impunity. I'm enjoying every month of the Urban Administration from going after 5 star recurits on a national level, to updating our offense, to not accepting excuses from any member of the team. I liked the success of Tresselball, but I like hearing the head coach tell reporters that he's looking to hang 70 on opponent. I'm hoping the 70 is scored against the team up north sometime during the Urban tenure.
I agree wholeheartedly. Great analogy.
It's time for more Woody, and a little less Tressel.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
The "You're srewed" line was priceless. And true. This team is set to expode and the rest of the B1G is helpless(hapless, clueless) to stop it.
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