Aaron Craft Got Engaged; Ladies Everywhere Heartbroken

September 9, 2013 at 11:00a    by DJ Byrnes    
Area Women Create River of Tears Due to Craft's Engagement
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According to his roommates, who would know, Ohio State point guard Aaron Craft is engaged.

 

How are area women handling it? About as well as expected:

Source: @CRAFTroomies

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jeremytwoface's picture

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My man crush is no longer available :(
 
Between this, Braxton getting hurt, my Browns still sucking and my fantasy team tanking, this may be the worst 3 days in my life.

The first man gets the Oyster, the second man gets the shell.

Oyster's picture

You forgot to add that Watkins got spanked by Philo Friday night.  Just thought I'd throw that in...

jeremytwoface's picture

Lol I really pay no attention what-so-ever to high school football. I barely did when I went to school either...
 
I DID go to Lakewood, ya know.

The first man gets the Oyster, the second man gets the shell.

Oyster's picture

My oldest is a 2 way senior, we embrace it with all our heart.  As does our wallet, broke his thumb Friday night.  Now he will play with a club for the next 6 weeks.  Heights plays Lakewood in 4 weeks.  Supposedly it's Alumni Night, so I am sure you will be there, right...  

jeremytwoface's picture

Yeah I'm sure if we had children playing sports we would have a lot more school spirit. But that's a long way away.
 
Lakewood has always been more of a baseball school so I'm sure Licking Heights won't have a problem with that game.
And yeah... I'll try to make it out lol.

The first man gets the Oyster, the second man gets the shell.

GoBucks713's picture

Poor Coach Sev

-The Aristocrats!

BuckeyeRick's picture

Watkins played Athens on Friday night, right?

Posterchild's picture

Aaron Craft, breaking hearts and the opponent's offensive rhythm everywhere.

tennbuckeye19's picture

When reached for comment, Craft's fiance remarked that she thinks Aaron will make a great husband because he's "a scrappy, feisty, relentless, hard-working effort guy who's a tenacious defender with a high basketball IQ and a nose for the ball." 

Earle's picture

I'm guessing he stole her heart.

Oyster's picture

Do you hear that collective groan from everyone on 11W right now?  You caused it!

tennbuckeye19's picture

When it came to buying the ring, do you think he took the charge?

tennbuckeye19's picture

Or do you think he went to Jared (Sullinger)...for a loan.

Earle's picture

Better a loan than relationship advice.

jeremytwoface's picture

Too soon.

The first man gets the Oyster, the second man gets the shell.

Earle's picture

It is never too soon for snark.

TNbuckeye91's picture

ha that was perfect earle

BucksfanXC's picture

As long as we don't get investigated for how he paid for the ring, I'm happy for him.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

hit_the_couch's picture

A ring supposed to be 2 months salary? Since he makes nothing, maybe it came from a cracker jack box for now.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

hit_the_couch's picture

I should make a twitter and tell these disappointed ladies that i'm still on the market.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

Alice in Aggieland's picture

As sad as I am, I love the flimsy decorations in what is clearly Crafty's semi-shitty campus apartment. No fancy parties for our boy.

Unky Buck's picture

The one girl's tweet where she's pressing cheeks up with another dude...I wonder how this guys feels about his possible GF being upset about not being able to marry Craft...

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Doc's picture

Congrats to AC!  My 7yo had his picture taken with him this weekend and Aaron couldn't have been nicer

"Say my name."

huber57's picture

That is a sweet shirt. Does it come in men's? Congrats to Aaron and his bride-to-be!

tennbuckeye19's picture

I think his shirt size is a Smedium.

zack_man99's picture

Damn it, I was hoping to swing him to our side.  Oh well, on we go!

GoBucks713's picture

That poor poor bastard. Someone should have a talk with him.

-The Aristocrats!

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

She's pretty.

Class of 2010.

OurHonorDefend09's picture

That picture doesn't do her justice either. She's much better looking than most girls on Twitter that complain about her.

Don't give up... Don't ever give up.

LadyBuck's picture

Can't say I wasn't expecting that one from everything I've heard and seen of them around campus. Congratulations to him!

kyletp2's picture

How do you afford  a ring while in college??

You are lame if you tweet!

-1 HS
Denny's picture

By buying a small ring. It's what I did; I just had an undergraduate chemistry TA's salary to work on.
You can always buy big hardware later on. If the woman has a good head on her shoulders, she's not going to mind.

Taquitos.

Jordan Wagner's picture

It's not like he has to pay for college/housing/food/etc.

Kindell's picture

good credit and payments.

buckeyenut10's picture

"ladies everywhere heartbroken"
 
Man here, checking in. My man crush is now taken. I'm also heartbroken. 

OSUStu's picture

She must be a nice catch for him to turn down the avalanche of lovely ladies that are heartbroken over this news.  Grats to him.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

WhySoSerious's picture

Buyers Remorse lol sorry.

Rare&Uncommon

Like the ball in the stands, we balls out

Jdadams01's picture

It would be outstanding if you guys were able to do an interview with Aaron Craft's Roomies.

hail2victors9's picture

Lansing State Journal columnist, Graham Couch,  just tweeted that she only said yes because he's white and has rosy cheeks.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

Unky Buck's picture

Haha, I totally forgot about that. Nice reference, Hail.

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burkmon's picture

Sorry that came out so large.  Still learning how to resize and embed photos...
Have mercy on me.

 

Mirror Lake Jump's picture

Congrats Aaron. Now go get another ring this year!

averagejoel419's picture

I wonder if he went to overstock.com too.

see how the mass of men worry themselves into nameless graves while here and there a great unselfish soul forgets himself into immortality

UrbanDreamz's picture

"Twelve months ago on Jan. 9, my mom's birthday, I made the decision to come back. I had one goal in mind and that was to win a national championship."  ~Mike Doss