How Long Will it Take Aaron Craft to Grow a Goatee?

March 27, 2013 at 5:02p    by Jason Priestas    
20 Comments

If video from Wednesday's presser for Ohio State and Arizona's Sweet 16 matchup is any indication, Ohio State guard and melter of hearts Aaron Craft has a starter goatee going.

Two burning questions: What will it look like and how long will it take to grow?


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Torpedo Vegas's picture

Is this goatee a signal that we have crossed over into a darker timeline? I don't think I'm ready for an Evil Aaron Craft.

millertime2011's picture

If Good Craft:Evil Craft is anything like Good Tressel:Evil Tressel, I'm definitely ready for Evil Craft. 

buckeyenut10's picture

Bad boy Craft? I'm not sure my body is ready. Swoon

UncleBuck's picture

Community reference... Best show ever! Six seasons and a movie. +1

Torpedo Vegas's picture

Craft and Thomas in the Fiiiiinals

GoBucks713's picture

Abed has already seen this timeline

-The Aristocrats!

d1145fresh's picture

Maybe it is a playoff beard which he started at the beginning of the B1G tournament. This would mean his goatee should be fully grown in by the beginning of next season. 

BucksfanXC's picture

If I had any room to make fun of someone for their beard growing, I would make fun of Craft.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

Baroclinicity's picture

I'm 38 and still can't grow a face-full of hair.  Very patchy on the neck and two symmetrical bare spots half way between the chin and sideburns on the jaw.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

BucksfanXC's picture

Ditto at 28 here. My dad was 35 before he could even get a goatee, so I have that to look forward to. Maybe.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

cajunbuckeye's picture

Are we positive that isn't a shadow from poor lighting?

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

LouGroza's picture

How about it looking like this and a goatee asks Aaron Craft if it may grow on him.

DJRoss926's picture

Aaron "Wooly Willy" Craft

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Maybe Craft had a dream that the Buckeyes will play Michigan in the national championship game. Craft is from Findlay, which is not that far from Toledo, which tends to be pretty divided between Ohio State and Michigan fans/alumni. In other words, Craft is gettin' ready for civil war . . .

BuckeyeVet's picture

I dunno. Maybe an evil "Aaron of WarCraft" is just what we need to both get to & through the Final Four?

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx 
 

bigbadbuck's picture

He actually looks like Jay Glazer just a little bit

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

mtharp's picture

What was that episode of futurama where they find "flexo"? Wasn't that benders evil twin with a goatee?

tussey's picture

hey the shadow that craft is rocking now at least looks better than that nasty thing deshaun had earlier in the year (kinda looked like Paul Pierce's sad excuse for facial hair)

OurHonorDefend09's picture

anyone else f'ing annoyed with Aaron Craft's goatee already?
 
(YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!)

Don't give up... Don't ever give up.

Idaho Helga's picture

Yes, this is clearly why he is so GD annoying.