The Stumbler: Volume Two

By Jeff Beck on December 19, 2012 at 5:00p
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Welcome back! So glad you could make it to the second edition of the Stumbler.

To reiterate:

This weekly column will scour the nether regions of the Interwebs to deliver interesting and obscure Buckeye related bits of goodness.
The hope is to feature at least one “For Sale” item as well as some form of Scarlet and Gray multimedia that harkens back to Buckeye teams of yesteryear, ultimately delivering a warm jolt of nostalgia during these trying winter months.

The Stumbler invites you the reader to peruse the World Wide Web as well. If you find something interesting, odd or generally awesome with a Buckeye tie-in feel free to share a link in the comments.

After all, the Internet is a great big place and I am only one man.

What’s that? You wanted to start off with a video game featuring Dikembe Mutombo acting as the only human shielding the world from a Mayan Apocalypse

Whew, glad we got that out of our system. Let’s ride.

The Item: A 1998 Offensive Playbook

Transport yourself back to the year 1998. The U.S. had just announced the first budget surplus in 30 years, a gallon of gas was $1.15, President Bill Clinton was busy giving this little number and most importantly your Ohio State Buckeyes were starting their season off as the #1 team in the country.

Led by senior QB Joe Germaine and featuring future first-round draft picks David Boston, Antoine Winfield and Andy Katzenmoyer, the team was built for a national title run.

During that time, it’s possible the ’98 team studied this playbook, which was being sold on Ebay for the low-down dirty price of a $499.95 starting bid. 

This from the seller:

What's in the box.Mint.

VERY RARE!  This playbook has seen the hands of very few fans or collectors.
This Playbook is from the Cooper era and looks to be from the year 2000
Ohio State Buckeyes Starting Players Offensive Playbook
Over 300 Pages !!!
These really shouldn't leave the players or coaches but here is your chance at a very rare item!
This would be a Christmas present of a lifetime!!!
Missing Redzone Sections 1 and 2
The Metal Case is Included but has no affiliation to Ohio State what so ever.

From the year 2000? But Jeff, you said 1998?

Yes, I did. Thank you for being so observant.

While the seller states it looks to be from the year 2000, I would posit that it is in fact from the year 1998 based on this photo of the item.

1998 y'all

The proof is in the pudding, folks; 1998 it is…and even if it isn’t just go with it. It makes for a better story.

Needless to say, this playbook would be worth a lot more if it wasn’t for a pretty terrible Nov. 7th afternoon in Ohio Stadium.

Let me set it up a bit more for you. Heading into November, the ’98 Buckeyes were red hot. They were ranked #1 all season and had already knocked off a #11 West Virginia squad in Morgantown, followed by back-to-back matchups against a #21 Missouri and a #7 Penn State. In those three contests the Buckeyes averaged 32 points on offense while limiting their formidable foes to only 13 points per game.

Over the next four contests against Illinois, Minnesota, Northwestern and Indiana, OSU bested those averages, scoring 40 points per game while only giving up 8 points a game on defense.

Simply put, this team was destroying people.

So, heading into their Nov. 7 matchup against Michigan State, there was no cause for alarm. The Buckeyes were four touchdown favorites and playing at home.

Unfortunately, the afternoon wasn’t as routine as the nearly 94k in attendance anticipated as third-year Spartan head coach Nick Saban had other plans.

Which brings us to…

The Clips: A Terrible Evening in Columbus, Nov. 7, 1998

As mentioned earlier, the ’98 Buckeyes were looking unbeatable and their first November contest appeared more than manageable, as an unranked Spartan squad stumbled into Columbus with four losses.

Michigan State did have one bright spot on their resume, beating #10 Notre Dame in East Lansing, 45-23. However, this didn’t concern John Cooper as Notre Dame was his handmaiden for both the ’95 and ’96 seasons.

Unfortunately for Buckeye fans, it didn’t appear the team had ever cracked the playbook above as the No. 1 team in the country came out sloppy and uninspired.

Need evidence? Here you go.

Muffed Punt:

 

 

Joe Germaine Fumble:

 

 

The mistakes allowed a Spartan team down, 24-9, to claw their way back into the game with plays like these:

 

 

Ultimately the Buckeyes found themselves needing to throw a prayer into the Columbus sky in an effort to win the game.


Game. Set. Match. The fifth Scarlet and Gray turnover of the night sealed the team’s fate and pulled the plug on any national championship aspirations.

The 1998 team would go on to win out, recording Cooper’s second and last victory against Michigan and besting Texas A&M in the Sugar Bowl. But unfortunately for all involved, the season ended far short of expectations.

Up until yesterday you could have bid to your heart's content on the 1998 playbook. Then you could have done what Joe Germaine and company didn’t and studied it relentlessly.

Just imagine the conversation starters. Impress your friends with "RT P 22 Dump." Regale them with "LT Wing P 22 G Sucker" and wow them with your informed opinion on "Con Right 980 CB."

When/if the next one goes on sale, you could be the life of the party. Soooo, you're welcome.

Thanks for stumbling in. Let’s do this again sometime.

19 Comments

Comments

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Ugh, I just lost my appetite for dinner tonight. Think I'll go home and crawl under my bed :(

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

BucksfanXC's picture

Are you not allowed to post things that are currently up for bid? Is there a site rule against this or something?

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

BeijingBucks's picture

if you read all the way through.. clearly not still up for bid.

 

 

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. ~ John Milton

dr green's picture

Any chance that Saban is selling that playbook?

painterlad's picture

I now hate you for the next 24hours. 
 

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

bukyze's picture

I was at that freaking game.  I still get depressed thinking about it.  I was so sure at the time that Stanley Jackson was going to lead us down the field to victory during that final drive (I believe it was Stanley Jackson, but I'm not sure.  Amazingly, I cannot find a boxscore of that game ANYWHERE).  I still get in a funk just thinking about it.

AC1972's picture

Joe Germaine. He almost did it, but threw an interception at the end zone. 

Haybucks's picture

Not Joe's fault. I blame Cooper.  28-24, 4th and 1 at the 26 with 3:33 on the clock.  FGA? No, a runner up the middle by Joe Montgomery. 1st down Spartans. Looks good in the playbook, but not so much later.  With Boston returning the ensuing Sparty punt back to midfield we were in a position to win the game with a field goal IF (there's always an IF) we had made a 43 yarder instead of attempting the run.  Still gnawing on the nails I spit that game.  

I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
- Edward Gibbon
 

gravey's picture

To this day, I do not do housework or chores before a Buckeye game.  I installed a ceiling fan just before that game...and see what I did to our Buckeyes??  Sorry everyone.   That team should have been the MNC.

bukyze's picture

We all learn from our mistakes!

Unky Buck's picture

I forgive you...but reluctantly. Not sure why you would ever do such a thing...smh

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Phillips.449's picture

I liked installment #1 of the stumbler better because this one made me sad!  Aren't we supposed to be living our lives thinking only happy thoughts about UFM spending his spare time on the recruiting trail, and our domination of the B1G next season, while watching replays of wins against TTUN and BCS games that went our way? Time to get out the DVD of the 2002 National Championship game!

Jeff Beck's picture

Conjuring tough outings like these should only make you further appreciate what the 2012 team accomplished this season. Undefeated is tough, just ask Joe Germaine.

Poison nuts's picture

I remember turning off the game when it was 24-9. It was my birthday, OSU had it in the bag & I had celebrating to get to. I woke up the next day & found out what had happened. I was sick to my stomach to say the least...My wife had to deal with a very grumpy man for the next 2-3 weeks straight. I would say that was the single most devastating loss in my lifetime save for the 2006-2007 NC game against UF...just awful. Actually for me, maybe 1998 was worse than Glendale. Dammit - I hate you Nick Saban!

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

buckeyefanatic's picture

2006 NC game vs Florida was my most disappointing loss ever.
2nd most?  2011 NCAA tourney loss to Kentucky.  I thought that team was so rediculously strong ... just shows that to be NC you have to be good and have things go your way.  Being the best just isn't enough.

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Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

causeicouldntgo43's picture

It's why I refer to him as Nick Satan to this day.......

zachofaltrades's picture

One of my earliest Buckeye game day experiences.  Devastating, just devastating.  At 13 years old I was crushed after whitnessing that loss.

Johnny Ginter's picture

i went inside a lone star steakhouse a winner and by the time dinner was over we were losers :(

Unky Buck's picture

On top of that, the Buckeyes lost! (Ba dump bump)

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