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Eleven Warriors is always looking for ways to get better.  Whether you're a Buckeye fan (you probably are) or not (you're always welcome) we are fully committed to providing unique, quality content and a pleasant user experience that has you coming back for more.

In order to do that most effectively we need to know a little more about who our visitors are.  Please take a couple of minutes in the 11W confessional.  Your answers are between you, us and Woody.  No one else.  We promise.  And there's no such thing as TMI here.

A few lucky participants will be chosen at random to win silky smooth gear from the 11W Dry Goods depot. The survey is after the jump. Thanks again for participating!

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BuckeyeSki's picture
BuckeyeSki on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:07am #

Good stuff right there

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

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SouthPlainfieldNut on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:16am #

Survey'd

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:23am #

do I pee standing up?

 

How many drinks have I had?

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Denny's picture
Denny on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:24am #

What if we sit down to pee in the morning, for accuracy purposes

Taquitos.

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:26am #

yeah, I'm pretty blurry-eyes in the AM.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

BuckeyeSki's picture
BuckeyeSki on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:27am #

What if we are forced to assume the Superman pee position in the morning, due to circumstances of nature that are beyond our control?

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

Denny's picture
Denny on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:34am #

Pee-planking is the new owling.

Taquitos.

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NC_Buckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:26am #

So where is the Save button for this survey?

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

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buck i on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:33am #

If you're trying to submit the survey, I had to tab down to the last box (enter your twitter handle, email, or 11W handle). Under that is the submit button. My browser wouldn't display the whole survey for whatever reason.

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NW Buckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:34am #

Just hit enter once you have typed in your ID.

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OHIOST1087 on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:55pm #

Guys, you'll have to zoom out in your browser to see the bottom of the survey (email, accountname box & the submit button). On Internet Explorer the zoom button is on the bottom right of the screen (should be above your clock).

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:12pm #

what's an internet explorer?

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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BucksfanXC on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:15pm #

Seriously, what are you people, unfrozen cavemen? Or does your work just not allow downloading/install programs. Cuz you need to get your Firefox or Chrome on, and quick.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:18pm #

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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BucksfanXC on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:22pm #

I always think of this when I think of IE users:

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:23pm #

squeezin the ju-uuiicceeee

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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GoBucks713 on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:30pm #

RADMOBILE

-The Aristocrats!

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BuckeyeSki on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:25pm #

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:31pm #

to be fair, everyone that lives in encino is a caveman

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:32pm #

Oh how the mighty have fallen...

 

 

Brenden Frasier, the Michigan of "actors".

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BucksfanXC on 27 Jul 2011 - 2:05pm #

So sharing a NC with Nebraskie is the equivalent of The Mummy Returns?

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 2:08pm #

I was speaking in terms of the depth of the fall from stardom/playing good football.

 

but sure. that works too.

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GoBucks713 on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:31pm #

Too bad Phil's wife had to go on a bender and kill him. I was always hoping for a Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer movie. If they had a Pat and Stewart Smalley movie, why couldn't they have one for him?

-The Aristocrats!

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:32pm #

sad story indeed.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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jfunk on 27 Jul 2011 - 2:11pm #

I was always hoping for a Troy McClure live action tv show myself.

"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Rfahncke on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:51am #

^^ this here is a good question!

"Have you earned your buckeye today?"

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Erk aTx on 27 Jul 2011 - 11:52am #

What a buzz kill. Turned 27 now i'm in a larger age bracket. Does that mean the age group for cougars also jumped up for me?

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Buckeyebrowny919 on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:52pm #

i was thinking this same thought...i didn't like the idea that next year i'd be in a new bracket...hope you're taking it better than i will

"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer

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M Man on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:20pm #

LOL.  My form wouldn't take, because I said I gave a damn for the whole state of Michigan.

Then I thought; read the fine printI don't give a damn for East Lansing.  Not one single damn.  And East Lansing is part of the Whole State of Michigan.  So indeed, I don't give a damn for the Whole State of Michigan.

I just knew I was going to have trouble with this questionnaire.

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Bucks Mod on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:31pm #

lol. I had a coffee casualty involving my nose reading this. If you win the random 11W dry goods, you'll need to save the shirt for your future tOSU wife.

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M Man on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:38pm #

Seriously, 11W is doing a great job.  The content is fantasitc; the editorial quality of this blog matches the quality of the football team on the field.

More than anything, I congratulate the 11W guys on the creation of a great atmosphere, which isn't always easy to do.  There's no book, no lines of programming code that do that for you.  That comes from judgment and maturity and good taste.  I like 11W 364 days a year.

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Bucks Mod on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:44pm #

M Man, I admit freely that the only UM fan area I've gone to look at isn't really anything like 11W (umlive), but is there one that you use that isn't such a sloppy mess?

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Matt Mod on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:51pm #

I used to read MGoBlog regularly, until Brian jumped the shark and became consistently shrill/outraged/out of touch with reality.

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M Man on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:02pm #

Brian needs a very stern talking-to, about the gulf between what has been reported about OSU allegations, and what is real.  Brian should know about that sort of thing as well or better than anybody.

I am cutting Brian some slack right now, because he's on his honeymoon and has been distracted for the last 4-6 weeks.

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M Man on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:59pm #

MGoBlog, content-wise, is a fair comparison.  The MGoBoard membership is pretty vast, and consequently pretty uneven.  By contrast, the commenters here at 11W are smaller in number, but I think smarter by comparison.

MVictors is more sedate, more history-oriented. 

As far as a go-to site for you guys to scout the opposition and "know your enemy," there is a blog called "Touch the Banner" that is run by somebody who is in coaching and who is pretty knowledgable.  Not much of a discussion board, and not always up to date on the latest.  (MGoBlog is like a seismograph of Michigan sports in terms of instant news and response.)

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:13pm #

I am so smart, S-M-R-T

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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AltaBuck on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:37pm #

LMAO!

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

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The Six Fingere... on 27 Jul 2011 - 12:22pm #

BOOM! Survey'd.

Please, be honest. This is for science.

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741 on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:08pm #

Thanks folks above who provided guidance for those less nerdy who could not find the "submit" button on their own. Sadly, my second run at the fill in the box answers was not nearly as funny as my first (that I F5'd away into digital nothingness).

11W rules.

GoBucks713's picture
GoBucks713 on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:33pm #

O'Doyle?

-The Aristocrats!

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:35pm #

too bad his hole family got whiped out by a banana peel.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

GoBucks713's picture
GoBucks713 on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:45pm #

I see what you did there.

-The Aristocrats!

741's picture
741 on 27 Jul 2011 - 4:24pm #

Stop looking at me swan!

BuckeyeSki's picture
BuckeyeSki on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:40pm #

This thread got out of hound in record time, and I for one, will not apologize for it

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

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Bucks Mod on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:46pm #

I can see Jason now:

 

Damnit you all. We create a feedback topic and all you goobers are talking about is banana peels, internet explorer cavemen, other forum sites & the function of "enter."

 

I submitted my feedback! So random thread fun is on!

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SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:55pm #

no one here should be surprised by the things i post anymore. just accept it and particiapte.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

BuckeyeSki's picture
BuckeyeSki on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:56pm #

Cosign

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

Denny's picture
Denny on 27 Jul 2011 - 8:03pm #

Tangent.

Taquitos.

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Johnny Staff on 28 Jul 2011 - 1:09am #

please keep in mind this is site is run by people who decided that a guy who would go on to write a thousand plus words about air bud, harry potter, and an insane confederacy of dunces diatribe was worthy of having his ridiculous crap read by thousands of people on the internet.

what i'm saying is, don't worry about it; it's encouraged.

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Nappy Mod on 27 Jul 2011 - 4:33pm #

Im sad I was not able to participate and post random caveman pictures, bash IE users and just make dumb comments in general.  Ive been covering for a guy on vacation this week and have been more busy than Greg Robinson trying to draw up an effective defense.  Im so ready for Friday its not even funny.  And tSBB, nothing you post surprises me anymore.  You and Ski can keep the pics coming.

Fan of bacon since 1981

Jason's picture
Jason Staff on 27 Jul 2011 - 1:49pm #

Ha - sorry everyone. I increased the height of the forum, so you should be able to see the submit button. Please let me know if you're still having problems submitting this form.

RBuck's picture
RBuck Mod on 27 Jul 2011 - 2:14pm #

 I submitted the form twice and got no acknowledgement of it's receipt, like the poll.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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blazers34 on 27 Jul 2011 - 5:11pm #

kind of hope i win a free shirt.  the skull shirt is badass, and i think ive bought more OSU shirts in the past two years than any sane man should

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 5:13pm #

 

a saine man?

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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blazers34 on 27 Jul 2011 - 5:25pm #

lol, awesome.  i actually thought of spelling it that way. 

GoBucks713's picture
GoBucks713 on 27 Jul 2011 - 6:38pm #

I voted!

-The Aristocrats!

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 27 Jul 2011 - 6:41pm #

here ya go..

 

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

GoBucks713's picture
GoBucks713 on 27 Jul 2011 - 10:12pm #

I forgot to say something when i "voted" earlier. 11w needs to have the shirts available at a local shop. There are tons of hipsters with print shops in clintonville on high st and Indianola. I hate paying for shipping because I'm a cheap bastard and I'm a weird size. I'm 6'3" and sometimes an XL is good because of length. And sometimes I have to get a fatboy shirt and go with a XXL because the XL just isn't long enough. Irr needs to know what size the small is though so he can hulk out on the shirt. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

-The Aristocrats!

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AeroBuckeye2001 on 27 Jul 2011 - 8:30pm #

Submitted...now give me some free shit.

The Ohio State University Class of 2001
BS Aero & Astronautical Engineering

Doc's picture
Doc on 28 Jul 2011 - 9:02am #

Surveyed!  Thanks for the great site, now give me a free shirt!

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