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Okay...

Which one of you is this? Guessing it's one of our Meigs County readers.

Oh man, was that ever cringe-worthy.

(Via BHGP)

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Uncle_Buck on 19 Oct 2009 - 8:05pm #

That's 8 minutes of my life I will never get back.

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A Bag of Doritos on 19 Oct 2009 - 8:17pm #

that's me...

and my ladies make an appearance in the montage.

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Matt on 19 Oct 2009 - 8:46pm #

Dear God.

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Ken on 19 Oct 2009 - 8:51pm #

I thought I'd logged onto 'The Onion' by mistake.

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Matt on 19 Oct 2009 - 8:53pm #

Ya know, with that lisp of his, he could be one of Lou Holtz's bastard children, conceived on some long ago recruiting trip into the heart of white trash ohio.

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Sam on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:00pm #

Never trust a man who can't grow a full beard.

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Uncle_Buck on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:01pm #

I didn't know trailers were 2 story's.

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blazers on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:02pm #

that makes me sad to be an ohioan.

TP might be struggling on the football field, but one thing is certain - He would beat the shit out Hillbilly Hank.

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bobobuckeye on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:07pm #

I wonder if his tuition and fees covered the cost of that sweatshirt, or if he stole it from the gas station where he works?

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Matt on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:10pm #

Damn you 11W, now i can't stop watching the trainwreck that is his life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Check out AJ Hawk's expression at the 13 second mark, priceless.

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A Bag of Doritos on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:13pm #

i did not notice this in the first video, but does he...have...one toofer on the bottom?

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laughing@osu on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:18pm #

what's sad is he is Pryors quarterback coach.

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Matt on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:19pm #

This guy must perfectly embody what 90% of opposing fan bases view the archetype OSU fan. In that case and if I was them, I'd hate us too.

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A Bag of Doritos on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:21pm #

he has to be a parody of something. i am not sure what, but there is no way someone is that clueless. i refuse to buy it.

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Run Up The Score on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:38pm #

I mean, with pipes like that, I could definitely see him issuing a bloody beatdown to Pryor. No problem.

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Shock-G on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:48pm #

Sure looked like it.

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Shock-G on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:49pm #

I watched 2 minutes and I had to stop.

I now fully understand and can no longer deny the term Buckstache.

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drgreen on 19 Oct 2009 - 9:59pm #

Matt, ROTFLMAO!

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741 on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:00pm #

1:23 was all I could stomach. I am embarassed more by this guy representing Ohio State fans in cyberspace than by the actual poor play of the team.

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Uncle_Buck on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:03pm #

Dude is the definition of awesome!

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GoBucks on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:11pm #

I thought 11W had class. This is horrible. I hope we win out and show some effort on offense. Play man to man on defense. This ass was drinking of course red neck kool aid!

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BuckeyeFOREVER on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:12pm #

This guy is an absolute moron. Everyone is upset, I get it--I am too. But the whole claim that Vince Young didn't mess up in his early years is hogwash. Sure, TP is not playing well at all. Actually he's throwing a season to waste here. But I refuse to abandon the kid, even though I think he walks around campus like he's Jay Z or something. Again, this guy makes no sense when he claims Tress has expletive the program. Last time I checked, we've been fairly solid the last decade. Maybe he doesn't get cable...

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BuckeyeFOREVER on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:15pm #

Oh yeah...that whole comment about the prison style fight...didn't know he liked it that way. Perhaps it's all in the name "Redneck Rocker."

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jfunk on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:18pm #

They have computers in Meigs county?

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jdm on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:44pm #

people like this guy post shit like this on youtube (which is a wasteland of videos like this and much more)....because nobody around them wants to listen to their rants or thoughts on the world. i love how he raises his fist at 1:10. yeah, i stopped watching about 2 minutes in.

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Poe McKnoe on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:48pm #

I heard he's on the list to replace Bollman.

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Jason on 19 Oct 2009 - 10:57pm #

I think we're doing Buckeye fandom a service by exposing jackasses like this.

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C on 19 Oct 2009 - 11:25pm #

He's living with his parents. A chode like that doesn't have a house that looks like that.

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buckinnc on 19 Oct 2009 - 11:29pm #

scorsese, speilberg, and the redneck rocker. Filmmaking at its finest.

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MackRM408 on 20 Oct 2009 - 12:25am #

Under/over

IQ = 75?

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BuckeyeJOE on 20 Oct 2009 - 12:31am #

you really think he can count that high?

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Olentangy on 20 Oct 2009 - 12:44am #

Meigs county is well known for growing a certain agricultural product, the name of which rhymes with Where is Juana? This guy's brain seems to be damaged by the overuse of that particular crop.

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BuckeyeTrack10 on 20 Oct 2009 - 1:46am #

Ahahaha...I thought exactly the same thing.

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BuckeyeTrack10 on 20 Oct 2009 - 1:52am #

Much obliged J...that guy is obviously senseless.

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cjkanski on 20 Oct 2009 - 2:39am #

Sweet Pete in a bucket seat!! I couldn't get past 1:37 and even then I was hurting.

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is it Saturday yet? on 20 Oct 2009 - 7:50am #

Maybe this will be the wake-up call this guy needs to upgrade his life. Someone has to know this guy -- just direct him to the comments.

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Ken on 20 Oct 2009 - 9:44am #

Under, but take the points.

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Baba Booey on 20 Oct 2009 - 9:48am #

lol, he weighs like 125.. poor guy is so clueless in life..

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RunTellMatt on 20 Oct 2009 - 10:30am #

What do you get when you mix Schlitz Bull, meth and cousins for parents?

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Kyle on 20 Oct 2009 - 10:54am #

Meth is a crazy drug.

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Your Brother from Another Mother on 20 Oct 2009 - 11:25am #

Wow, just wow. That's all I can say.

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Anonymoose on 20 Oct 2009 - 11:44am #

you, sir, are and idiot ;)

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Keith on 20 Oct 2009 - 1:35pm #

I only made it a little over 3 minutes before I bailed....glad to hear that I saved myself 5 minutes of life.

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SEC aka JiC aka Gator Chomp on 20 Oct 2009 - 3:45pm #

hahahahahahahaha guess you cant use the redneck imbred hick joke anymore when talking about my gators. hahahahaha where's Lebron in Cleats? Looks like he should go duck hunting instead. JT is pathetic as well. I'm glad you guys are starting to notice that. Hey whatever happened to all those haters on here this summer claiming Dick Rod sucked because he doesn't have the ability to adjust to his personel? All I heard was JT would've taken those sorry UM QBs and would've been in contention for the Big 10 title. Haha what is JT doing now? Taking a dual threat, and I do use DUAL loosely (personally I wouldn't label someone a dual threat QB when they can't even throw a spiral! A spiral guys, a spiral! My 8 year old son can throw them out back behind the trailer hahahaha.), and trying to make him a pocket passer. I'm glad JT is more worried about making Pryor an NFL QB instead of focusing on winning games.

Now to the offensive line! What a joke! How many false starts can you have? I love how you all praise Boren, someone who screwed over his original school to join their rivals shows a lot of character. How can you put any trust in a guy like that? Haha your best O-Lineman a transfer from the team up north (Michigan! Haha I love how you can't say the name. Reminds me of a childrens book, cause that's what it is.....childs play. I'll help you out Michigan Michigan Michigan, Voldemort Voldermort Voldemort, I'll even add a lil Bettlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.) is slow and out of shape. Good news for you guys since the kid didn't like to be yelled at or run up to the line of scrimmage. You got yourself one heck of a player!

Now back to LEBRON IN CLEATS. Tell him to give it a rest. His mechanics are terrible. He constantly throws off his back foot when he doesn't even have a good arm in the first place. The guy flat out isn't a QB. Keep playing him though because I love watching him throw balls up for grabs (thats what she said).

Let's face it Bucks you are in some trouble. The fingers are going to start pointing in the locker room. Ray Small is due for another breakdown, and your leader on the line may start being looked at as a fraud, which he is.

O-H!

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A Bag of Doritos on 20 Oct 2009 - 3:50pm #

You are insane.

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comoprozac on 20 Oct 2009 - 3:55pm #

I don't know about computers, but I know they at least three teeth.

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Anonymoose on 20 Oct 2009 - 4:01pm #
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741 on 20 Oct 2009 - 8:18pm #

I almost wish it was socially acceptable for Pryor to beat this coward's ass.

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KC on 20 Oct 2009 - 8:34pm #

terrell had two interceptions and two fumbles.

redneck has two top teeth and two bottom teeth.

coincidence?

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BuckeyeSki on 20 Oct 2009 - 8:41pm #

I think not...

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BuckeyeSki on 20 Oct 2009 - 8:55pm #

So here is a legit question....do they pre-pick where gameday is gonna be before the season starts, or do they kinda forecast only a couple weeks in advance. Because before last Saturday, I woulda thought that with the Gold Pants visiting C-bus, for a clash of two top-10 teams, that would be a lock. Now....not sooooooooo much

If they do it preseason it was never a choice, but I wonder if they were all set to visit C-bus again for the second time this year, and are now scrambling for a replacement?

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Marcus T on 21 Oct 2009 - 5:05am #

Oh my, at least this video takes some of the sting out of the Purdue loss (shakes fist and threatens everyone).

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Marcus T on 21 Oct 2009 - 5:09am #

I-O, motherfucker. I know how fun it is to be a fan of a program when it wins every game. However, you seem like the type who chants "S-E-C" at every game and doesn't realize that both teams on the field are in the SEC. Idiot.

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Marcus T on 21 Oct 2009 - 5:15am #

Now go explain to your mother why you cheated on her with your sister, hick.

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RunTellMatt on 21 Oct 2009 - 9:23am #

They have a general itinerary but it can change week-to-week if certain teams lose making the match-up less appealing.

For example, last year when we played Wisconsin, Gameday was scheduled to be @ Wisky because they were ranked #9, but then they got beat @ Michigan the week before we played them, so Gameday was moved to another game. I don't remember which.

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tampa buckeye on 21 Oct 2009 - 11:25pm #

he might sell meth for all you know. i think he's a user with that grill.

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tampa buckeye on 21 Oct 2009 - 11:30pm #

aka douche

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