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Translating Tressel

Senator Jim TresselTressel is a locked vault to the media

With Big Ten Media Days wrapped up and shut down it's time to take a look back at Jim Tressel's time in the Windy City with a little segment we would like to call "Translating Tressel".

If you have watched Ohio State football the last eight years you know by now that The Vest's long, well-spoken answers to the media's questions say a lot without saying anything at all, giving writers, reporters, and bloggers like us headaches when trying to figure out anything going on behind the scenes in Columbus. This prompted me to take a deeper look into Tressel's quotes from the Big Ten Media Days and attempt to "translate" Tressel-Speak, to help Buckeye Nation possibly get a glimpse of what is going on inside the walls of the Woody Hayes Athletic Center this summer as the 2009 season approaches.

So, without further twiddling of the thumbs, here is your translation from Tressel-Speak to English of The Senator's Big Ten Media Days quotes:

On Pryor

What Tress Said: "He has a real passion to do well. He wants to make sure he can do all that the team needs, and I thought for a freshman he was pretty careful with the football and grew to learn from every experience he had. There were some tough experiences along the way."

Translated: Terrelle Pryor came in here and had his eyes on the starting job from day one. I really wanted him to put the team first and go up the middle for the first down against Penn State, but other than that and the interception at the end of the game he pretty much played mistake free football for us. Hey he saved us from having to play USC in the Rose Bowl right? You see how valuable he can be to this team and the growing pains last year will be worth it this year as he is much wiser to go along with his freakish talent.

On Playing A Later Schedule In The Big Ten

What Tress Said: "As far as playing later and those kinds of things, you know, part of me is an old traditionalist that I always enjoyed Thanksgiving weekend because my dad was a football coach, and typically his season had just ended. We got to see him for the first time since the massive Ohio Conference media day that he would head out to, so that was a special time. I also have an affinity for the fact that our players who really train all year-round in our conference setup, they have a chance to be home for an extended Thanksgiving weekend, which really there's nothing more important in any of our lives than our family and having the chance to be with them."

Translated: This playing late stuff is absolutely stupid. Who thought moving the Michigan game to Thanksgiving Weekend was a good idea anyway? It just delays the beat down Rich Rod and the boys will be getting by another week and inconveniences the students and their plans to jump in Mirror Lake. On another note, playing later would also take us out of the running of being the first into the clubhouse like we were in 2007 when we backed into the National Championship Game while our foes choked. Oh, and I love family time too so it's nice to have that time as well.

On the Running Backs

What Tress said: "Well, it's difficult to replace a Beanie Wells. Beanie was an outstanding player, and he was the kind of guy that as the season went on or as the game went on, he got stronger and stronger. We used to talk about there was a cumulative effect when he carried the ball through the course of a game or through a season. So you can't replace exactly what he does or what he did."

Translated: I mean I like Herron and Saine, but WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE BEANIE? Arizona is not that great. Look how it's treated us our last two visits! You could be stiff-arming the likes of Navarro Bowman and Sean Lee and you opt to split carries with Tim Hightower? How am I going to give the ball 40 times to these guys I got coming back---especially with those two freshmen making trouble?

On The Inferiority Complex in the Big Ten

What Tress said: "I don't know that anyone in this conference has an inferiority complex. If you watch ball games, our guys will play toe to toe with anyone. If you watch the NFL draft, they'll get selected at the regularity of almost every conference."

Translated: Well 41-14, 38-24, and 35-3 were pretty darn bad. But, hey, how about the names of Ted Ginn, Anthony Gonzalez, Troy Smith, Roy Hall, Doug Datish, Jay Richardson, Antonio Pittman, Quinn Pitcock, Kirk Barton, Larry Grant, Vernon Gholston, Marcus Freeman, Donald Washington, Chris Wells, Brian Robiskie, Brian Hartline, James Laurinaitis, and Malcolm Jenkins? Take that Urban and Les! You may beat us but we provide a life after college!

On the coaching staff

What Tress said: “Yeah, I think if you can keep you staff together, it helps your efficiency in everything you do,” he said. “Whether it’s expectations of the players or expectations of the coaches or the recruiting relationships and the position coach relationships. Sometimes if you have a new position coach year after year you’re just in the getting-to-know-you phase and that slows your growth."

Translated: Alright are you guys happy? Here is your answer about why I have kept Bollman on staff so long. He's a good recruiter and gets the linemen to come here and buy into what he's teaching. I can't fire him because players might not like a guy getting fired who recruited them. Take note Rich Rod, maybe you can keep some of those guys up North.

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BuckeyeSki on 29 Jul 2009 - 9:05am #

"You could be stiff-arming the likes of Navarro Bowman and Sean Lee and you opt to split carries with Tim Hightower? How am I going to give the ball 40 times to these guys I got coming back—especially with those two freshmen making trouble?"

CLASSIC!

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Olentangy on 29 Jul 2009 - 10:34am #

Re: Moving the Michigan game to Thanksgiving weekend

If you greedy bastards in other conferences wouldnt have extended the season until the freaking second week of December by inserting meaningless bye weeks into the schedule, we all could enjoy Thanksgiving with our families. Between you guys and radio stations that start playing Christmas music in October, you have decimated Thanksgiving as a holiday, and it is now about as meaningful as freaking Arbor Day!

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COB on 29 Jul 2009 - 10:43am #

"Ted Ginn, Anthony Gonzalez, Troy Smith, Roy Hall, Doug Datish, Jay Richardson, Antonio Pittman, Quinn Pitcock, Kirk Barton, Larry Grant, Vernon Gholston, Marcus Freeman, Donald Washington, Chris Wells, Brian Robiskie, Brian Hartline, James Laurinaitis, and Malcolm Jenkins? Take that Urban and Les! You may beat us but we provide a life after college!"

I cannot possibly fend for Florida in any manner of speaking so in defense of LSU in particular...

I am as big of an OSU a fan as any but taking 07-current draft numbers (the players you listed) to compare OSU to LSU is...dumb. 06 was our best draft ever and we only beat LSU in NFL production with said draft (not by much). Since 07, LSU has put 18 players in with 6 first rounders, as opposed to our 18 players in and 5 first rounders.

Bigger sample size, better argument but uhhh exactly the opposite statistical conclusion you were looking for in this instance.

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Alex on 29 Jul 2009 - 10:53am #

COB that wasn't the argument I was making...the point was simply joking that despite two MNC losses to SECOND opponents our players still make it to the NFL. I was mocking the argument that because the Big 10 produces NFL talent its OK to keep dropping big games---clearly not OK....thanks for the input though

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Alex on 29 Jul 2009 - 10:54am #

Sorry SEC became second on my blackberry

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Olentangy on 29 Jul 2009 - 11:10am #

SEC=Second...sounds good to me...actually maybe blackberries should change SEC into LAST!

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George Chaump on 29 Jul 2009 - 11:51am #

I have to agree. Such matters are not always easily discerned. Ambiguous statements do not clarify, but rather nebulize people's stance on certain subject matter. To communicate effectively, one must adhere to age old tenets and established communicative principle. If you vere off this proven path, you might not exact the response you are predicting. Often it is said that communication is a non-verbal activity. I agree. What you can do with a mere hand far exceeds what lips and tongue can accomplish. I am most people are aware of this. Tressel has perfected this method.

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Ian on 29 Jul 2009 - 12:03pm #

Wow, very funny, and well written! I would love to see more of these in the future!

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cob on 29 Jul 2009 - 12:41pm #

I wasn't trying to be overly critical but I took the "better life after school" as a positioning statement. Doesn't matter, fuck the SECOND, go Bucks. BB auto text knows what's up.

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iball on 29 Jul 2009 - 1:00pm #

Perfect, i always wanted to hear the REAL Tressel, I always knew he had a litlle fire in his belly. Little guys always have more to prove.

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ManBearTressel on 29 Jul 2009 - 1:33pm #

I like the translating. Would love more of these segments in the future.

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Sam on 29 Jul 2009 - 2:26pm #

Football on Thanksgiving weekend means you can't spend it with your family?

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Poe McKnoe on 29 Jul 2009 - 7:58pm #

Tressel has often stated his goal for offensive production is 200 yards rushing/250 yards passing per game. Guess how many times since 2002 that goal has been reached.

4 times. Indiana x2, Illinois, Notre Dame

That's a 6% success rate. BOLLMAN!

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Sam on 29 Jul 2009 - 8:06pm #

Well, you know who calls the plays...

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Poe McKnoe on 29 Jul 2009 - 8:08pm #

You might want to check with the pros over at BuckeyePlanet on that one.

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X.V. on 29 Jul 2009 - 8:30pm #

I vote for a "Translating Tressel" piece after every post-game press conference during the season. pleeeeeease.

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Sam on 29 Jul 2009 - 9:18pm #

I'd certainly be interested in seeing evidence to the contrary.

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Poe McKnoe on 29 Jul 2009 - 10:03pm #

As would I.

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JIMPSU on 31 Jul 2009 - 7:40pm #

He didn't exactly tear it up against Bowmann or Lee. 52 career carries for 199 yards.

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Buck Nasty on 5 Aug 2009 - 10:11pm #

I counted 5 times since 2002 (not including 2002, that is). Using the concept that a 200 rush/250 pass game produces a win, I didn't look at any losses. My source was ESPN box scores (ESPN dot com - go to OSU and schedule and click back through the years and out to Box Scores - it took me about 20 minutes). Here are the results, though I doubt Excel translates well in this format.

Year Opp Rush Pass Qty
2007 penn st 200 253 1
2006 indiana 270 270 2
2005 illinois 202 324 3
2005/6 (bowl) notre dame 275 342 4
2003 indiana 216 387 5

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