And Now, For Some Good News
Just so you’re not thinking about the brilliant off-the-field decisions of young cornerbacks all day, we present you with with future Buckeye soccer star Paige Maxwell.
Recently profiled in The Plain Dealer, the Medina star says that her most prized possession is her Land Rover Discovery and that her friends call her “Hollywood” because she loves to dress up.
Yes, her calves are larger than yours, and yes, the photo above may not do her complete justice (see here for hawtness confirmation), but what we want to know is: since when did high school kids sport Land Rovers? Back in my day, we piled 3 per moped to cruise around town in search of adventure. And by adventure, I mean loitering in the Dairy Queen parking lot.
(Via Busted Coverage)
Even your soccer recruits wear our colors. Classic.
She’s a girl like your futbol team, tigger.
My 1977 Dodge Aspen was a much sweeter ride.
I had a pimp 1988 Maroon Buick Regal….yeah, compete with that!
Chris, Jason? No ATS for the Bowl games?
I can easily win this one as well…
1988 Plymouth Horizon, Primer Light Blue, abosolutely ZERO exhaust system - it made more noise than a Harrier, had a gas leak so bad the bak seat was wet, it’s final journey was from Jason & Chris’s house on OSU campus 35 miles to the suburb of Pataskala…top speed on that journey, you guessed it…11mph.
uhhhm, yeah. You win. And you get bonus points if you had a system that cost more than the car itself!
The radio was stock, but I have no idea if it was good or not, there was absolutely no way you could heat it over the car itself so I never once turned it on. Frosty and I were actually pulled over one night in it becuase of the noise. That was a close call…
You didn’t admit to what Cassidy (Harold’s daughter) called it….”Daddy’s funny car”
I think the fumes from the fuel leak erased some of my longterm memories…but I believe that is acurate Frosty (Mark).
No way her calves are bigger than mine
They are most certainly not bigger than those of KJB! Rumor has it that his calves are impervious to bullets. However, they look awkward with the rest of his body resembling that of a ten year old girl.
I go to school with her. Hi Paige, if you’re reading this.
Now that is a stout woman, the sachem and chief wahoo would approve!
She is welcome to come to my wigwam and work on my wampum anytime. Her calves give more homage to ripped rock hard flesh than you’d find at a “The Pump” film festival in Venice Beach.
Wakan Tankan Nici Un
*sigh* I used to have legs like that.
This computer addiction sure pays the bills, but it’s turned my body into mush.
Oh, and let me also add this:
“That’s a MAN, baby! Yeah!”
Speaking of Buckeye babes…
How’s about these:
Try that again:
http://www.golfstyles.net/ohio/200709buckeyebabes.html