Imagine: You're drunk at the bar (or party or whatever), and you see a star OSU quarterback (redundant, I know) hanging out in your vicinity. "Hey," you think, "there's that guy who makes all those cool touchdowns on T.V. I better go get a picture with him to prove to people I once stood next to a man more popular than myself."
Sure, whatever. It's America. YOU CAN DO THAT.
Except, plot twist, it's not an OSU star quarterback; it's wide receiver Jeff Greene. You better think quick or end up like this man:
Greene is listed at 6'5" on his Ohio State bio, and Barrett is listed at 6'1", but it's not like you'd notice four inches when you're saucy. Greene was a good sport about it:
Don't fret, lad; there's always next time.
Update (3:47 p.m.): As a man who makes mistakes every day, I can attest that this is the best way to handle them: