Normally, I'd be elated to see an Ohio State athlete on the regional cover of a nationally syndicated magazine, especially when that athlete is quarterback Cardale Jones. But that elation turned to dread when I found out that nationally syndicated magazine was Sports Illustrated.

(You don't want to know about the fate of the last Ohio State QB featured on a regional Sports Illustrated cover.)

If you need me, I will be at the bank emptying all the nickels out of my "savings" account because I assume witch doctors are pricey.

In the mean time, here's a look at the four regional covers:

As BuckeyeSports.com's Ryan Ginn pointed out: It's interesting how Jameis Winston is the only quarterback whose name doesn't adorn the cover.