You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
There is both a McDonald's and a Cane's located in the same parking literally a block away from where he practices. Should we tell him or...?
Maybe we should call it the "Nuern-Burger"?
*shows self out*
Highlight of non-revenue sports games: the players and coaches can actually hear the trash talk that comes from the student section.
#AllBusiness
This is probably the most Australian thing I've ever heard.
I couldn't even guess how this happened, but it did. Aside from the fact that they somehow got their car stuck on top of a decorative concrete barricade, this person also had to pass a gate and a huge blinking sign that says "DO NOT ENTER" to even get to the part of campus where they were driving. That takes a special kind of driver.
This man will block Joey Bosa in practice every day with no complaints, but the minute he sees a bee, he's gone.
(And he's 100% right. Give me Bosa any day. I don't play with bees.)