Skull Session: Jeff Okudah Wants to Guard Michael Thomas, KJ Hill is a Crisp Route Runner, and Football's Going to Need Unprecedented Collaboration to Return

By Kevin Harrish on April 21, 2020 at 4:59 am
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Against all odds, we've made it to another day, which means it's time to celebrate with some art:

Song of the Day: "Surrender" by Natalie Taylor.

Word of the Day: Alluvion.

 GOOD ON GOOD. If you want the definition of swagger, Jeff Okudah's not even in The League yet, and he's already calling out the highest-paid receiver in NFL history for a little good-on-good action.

He might want to peep Mike's Twitter handle before tossing out challenges like that, but he'll probably get his shot because New Orleans has a road matchup with Detroit slated for this season.

Get that popcorn ready.

 BEST DAMN ROUTE RUNNER IN THE DRAFT. I thought we'd learned our lesson about sleeping on obviously incredible Ohio State receivers, but here we are again with KJ Hill getting third, fourth and fifth round projections.

The fourth round is a funny place for the best route-runner in the draft.

We did this with Michael Thomas in 2016, we did it with Terry McLaurin last year. To the NFL decision-makers who surely read my daily internet words, I implore you to not overthink this. Just draft him and let him be a 10-year starter. Please.

 WORK TOGETHER. When it comes to getting football back in our lives, there's a hell of a lot more at play than just the looming very bad virus. There are also hundreds – if not thousands – of logistical, financial and medical concerns that have to be overcome, and the only way we're going to do it is with unprecedented collaboration.

Now, the challenge becomes not only cleaning up the game but getting it back on the field. A coach/trainer/medical collaboration is deemed so essential that one prominent Power Five trainer quoted President Abraham Lincoln in this potential battle: "A house divided against itself cannot stand."

"The unprecedented thing would be the collaboration of coaches, medical folks and trainers on the front side," said Randy Cohen, Arizona's senior associate athletic director for medical services. "There is unprecedented planning ahead. … This is no different than the President and the Congress. The best way is, today, to throw out your agenda and work together."

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At this point, just suiting up to play the 2020 season will qualify as a positive.

"I'm cautiously optimistic we can get a season in," said Hainline, now in his eighth year as the NCAA's chief medical officer. "I look at New York as an example. The city was decimated, but we are actually starting to see some light. But it took exceptionally aggressive measures. It's going to take not relaxing them all at once."

Personally, I think "throw out your agenda and work together" should just be how life works in general, but if it takes a global pandemic and an impending financial crisis to get us there, so be it.

I want football. You want football. The players want football. The coaches want football. Television networks want football. College athletic departments cannot survive without football.  We're all in the same boat here. So let's all work together not be petty when it comes time to make some compromises.

 DRAFT PREP. Joe Burrow will be a multimillionaire by the end of the week, but his life currently just looks like any other recent grad who moved back in with their parents.

The best part is, thanks to quarantine, he's not even going to have to move to become the No. 1 overall pick on Thursday night. 

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