Who do we hate, now?  

Saban's gone.

Harbaugh's gone.

Bert is just funny.

Dabo is irrelevant.

Franklin is a punchline.

Sarkisian hasn't been good enough for hatred.

Freeman is an ex-Buckeye.

Kirby Smart is inoffensive.

We need a villian.

Can Sharon Moore and Benedict Alford rise to the occasion?