In place of the same weekly Haiku

where we already know what to do

Let’s try limericks 

to show ND pricks

we’re worth more than gold and we screw blue!

For the novice, Wikipedia says, Limerick is a form of verse that …  forms a limerick song, a traditional humorous drinking song often with obscene verses. It is written in five-line, predominantly anapestic trimeter with a strict rhyme scheme of AABBA, in which the first, second and fifth line rhyme, while the third and fourth lines are shorter and share a different rhyme.