Is it:

Urban because 3 stars he fills rosters with have a legit in-state option where they have a shot at CFB stardom under a great up-and-coming coach?

Dantonio because Ohio kids the Buckeyes don't recruit now have an in-state option that beats going to East Lansing where a bitter old man will grow massive Disrespekt chips on their shoulders?

Petrino because Cincinnati OH is a better destination than Louisville KY plus Petrino's a scumbag while Fickell's a character guy and the contrast is clear (wasn't w/ Tuberville)?

Whoever ends up at Houston because Texas is the place to be in the Lone Star State again (thanks Herman) and Fick's gonna dominate The American?

Tough call. . . . .

I say Dino. The Ohio Wall's going back up.