Bo Ryan can get bent, but I think Wisconsin (mostly just Nigel Hayes) just moved into my favorite to win the tourney this year.  The players discovered the wizadry of stenography after noticing a lady on a stenotype machine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stenotype).  Afterward, this transpired during the interviews (From Deadspin):

You can read the full article here:  http://deadspin.com/wisconsin-players-are-obsessed-with-the-stenographer-1692945163

I can bet you that the players at UNC weren't learning big words like that while "attending" their fake classes...