There are some brilliant, seemingly football-relevant quotes in this National Geographic article about wolverines.
https://apple.news/Asy9nzdZ_SU-O0E0Qy7rd7A
A couple highlights:
A wolverine doesn’t seem like a reasonable beast, for it acts too tough and brazen for its size.
By the end of the century, the small, fierce carnivores of the north could lose most of their habitat south of Canada because of climate change.
And
For centuries wolverines were defined not only as greedy, god-awful smelling...
Good times and cheap laughs!