Caption Friday: Smugness

By 11W Staff on June 24, 2011 at 6:00a
124 Comments
BRADY HOKE, FEELING IT

It's that time again. Truly exceptional captions might even earn a t-shirt.

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Bucknut-in-the-South's picture

Damn these leaky Depends!

GoBucks713's picture

SHART FACE!!!

-The Aristocrats!

tampa buckeye's picture

Ohio is going to own my butthole.

jaydub's picture

I see you on here a lot, you seem pretty smart.

painterlad's picture

At first the head coach thought he smelled a fart, but then realized it was simply the current state of Michigan football that caught his attention. "Besides," he quickly reasoned, "no fart has ever smelled that bad."

To err is human. Really sucking requires having yellow stripes on your helmet.

Kalamazoo Steve's picture

"Yeah, I'd do Betty:"

dan_isaacs's picture

"I'll get those Duke boys!"

Dan Isaacs

The Vest-er's picture

I just heard me some Josh Groban.  That man can raise me up too!

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

Denny's picture

There are approximately 7000 pinstripes on this jacket.

Taquitos.

JBuckeye's picture

"Wait!  All I have to do is win 4 games a season?" "And you'll pay me millions of dollars?" "I should really get Rich Rodriguez a thank you present"

buckeyedude's picture

"I am thrilled and delighted to announce that they opened up a $7.95 Chinese Buffet across from Michigan Stadium!"  Brady Hoke

 
 

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

+1

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

rkylet83's picture

+1 all you can eat too!

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

"Well...this is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."

"I'm sorry, Ollie."

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

dan_isaacs's picture

Upboat! Nice reference!

Dan Isaacs

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

TV announcer: "Fatty Arbuckle was arrested today and charged with the rape and murder of actress Virginia Rappe.  Arbuckle's lawyers said in a statement...wait.  What was that???  That's not Fatty Arbuckle?  You sure?  It's who???  Brady Hoke?  Who the fuck is Brady Hoke?!?!?!?!"

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

"Why yes...I am wearing my Justin Bieber Underoos today.  He is a fine looking young man and I would be privileged to share my bed...er, I mean my bag of Doritos with him."

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

Normal Buck's picture

"After that, the sisters never bothered Andy again."

RBuck's picture

"Damn, I got out-coached by a %#@&*! co-defensive coordinator"!

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

BuddhaBuck's picture

Blumpkin.
 

Don't text while driving.

Buckeye 09's picture

"I knew I shouldn't have spent last night at Greg Oden's house"

rkylet83's picture

"You mean I get my own Rascal Scooter and I don't have to climb any stairs to get to my office"

German Buckeye's picture

"Man, these Meechegun boys are hot...err I mean girls...meh."

dmurder's picture

Yes, am trying to hide my chins!

"We have always had the best damn band in the land, now we have the best damn team in the land"- Jim Tressel 1-03-03

Nappy's picture

I look like John Goodman!

Fan of bacon since 1981

thorvath22's picture

"Not only do I have multiple chins...I have multiple cheeks as well."

NUTTYONE's picture

I'm not realy a football coach, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

ovpaul's picture

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles.

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

+1...Super Troopers!!!!  YES!!!!!!!!!!

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

Lucys Daddy is a Buckeye's picture

"Y'know what?  I just watched that "Two Girls, One Cup" video last night.  I don't know what all the fuss is about.  I just got a hankering for a Frosty from Wendy's."

...And when we win the game, We'll buy a keg of booze....And we'll drink to old Ohio til we wobble in our shoes...

jaydub's picture

"That's right, I said Ohio.  Just Ohio!"

jameslee203's picture

App State, we're coming for you!

krenzelmoni's picture

Tell Larry David I'm ready to start filming season 9.

BuckeyeBacker98's picture

I can't believe I landed my dream job, working for the head of Domino's!  I am really going to burn them on that all the pizza I can eat clause in my contract!

Master of Karate and Friendship's picture

Thought Brady Hoke, as he looked beyond Bo's Big Ten Championship banners.... "Someday I, too, will have multiple heart attacks".

kjb's picture

Is it just me or does Hoke look like the Chef from Ernest Goes to Camp?

 

rkylet83's picture

Definetly...or pizza the hut

 

BuckeyeSki's picture

I heard he moonlights as a wrestler

Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty

GoBucks713's picture

Pizza is going to send out for YOU!

-The Aristocrats!

BLeezy17's picture

"I'm just a simple man that loves smelling my own farts."

Maestro's picture

Damn I miss San Diego already.  What the hell am I doing here?

vacuuming sucks

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

I can't wait til the bring back Roasanne so I can reprise my role as Dan Connor.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Nappy's picture

We think WAYYY too much alike

Fan of bacon since 1981

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

HA! I just scrolled up and saw yoru comment.

 

(in Rosanne voice) "daannnnnnn"

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

rampageripster's picture

They have no idea I masterbate into a sweatervest...

Cause I couldn't go for three

BuckeyeSki's picture

They have no idea I masterbate cry white tears into a sweatervest...

 

BOOM! Moderated

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SouthBayBuckeye's picture

ummmmmmm

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Leanenaud's picture

Maybe if I purse my lips long enough they won't notice the Herpes.

NC_Buckeye's picture

Think. Think. Think. Where did I put my car keys?

Wonder what's Laura making for dinner tonight? Hope it's meatloaf. I like meatloaf.

What's the name of that song, "Paradise by the something something"? That's a good song.

Damn, stop thinking about meatloaf! I've got to give a speech to this M Club group. OK. Beat Ohio. Restore pride. Yeah, I got this.

Hey, my keys are in my pocket! Yeah, I got this.

Meatloaf.

Nappy's picture

Yes!

Fan of bacon since 1981

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

I need to watch that movie this weekend.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Nappy's picture

Starring Luke Fickell

Fan of bacon since 1981

bobby_gunz's picture

Will we be .500 this year? - you betcha!

JOHNBLUEMAZE79's picture

Tressel you coward, I hate I have to take this pinned up aggression out on Luke Fickell, I like little Lukey".

We got beef...You get your goons and I will bring mines, all 109,901 of them....

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

what's pinned up agression?

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Denny's picture

I'd explain it, but I'd ruin the last ten minutes of The Shawshank Redemption.

Taquitos.

rkylet83's picture

That's okay, Bob, this one's just fibrillations. I just gotta limit my pork intake to 400 grams a day. 

Yeah well the doc says I got a piece of Polish sausage lodged in the lining of my heart.

rkylet83's picture

Polish Sausage...Schembecher...Schembechler...Sausage...Bears

Maestro's picture

Yes, I can do a mole impression

vacuuming sucks

Millertime78's picture

"Oops, I crapped my pants"

thorvath22's picture

"Only took 37 dicks to get to the top....of mediocrity..."

GoBucks713's picture

In a row?

-The Aristocrats!

BuckeyeSki's picture

+1 for Clerks reference

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theshoefits's picture

I think my ass is jealous from all that shit thats been coming of of my mouth about a M!chig@n resurrection.

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

SUUUURRRRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!

 

 

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

GoBucks713's picture

How does something so round have such a pointy nose? It's like the Jack In The Box character.

-The Aristocrats!

jbuckeye001's picture

"WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out! I'm not kiddin I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?"

GoBucks713's picture

I've got a turd honking for the Right of Way

-The Aristocrats!

Jim's picture

Sticks and stones, sticks and stones.

 

Nappy's picture

Fan of bacon since 1981

Denny's picture

Nappy, this is the Internet, not 'Nam. There are rules.

Taquitos.

Nappy's picture

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Fan of bacon since 1981

GoBucks713's picture

He IS smelling what the Rock is cooking, and he likes it a bit too much.

-The Aristocrats!

NW Buckeye's picture

Crap, these fans can't even spell "maize" and I have to lead these losers!

biggy84's picture

" their first 4 choices for this job don't fill out a suit like this"

GoBucks713's picture

COMBINED!!

-The Aristocrats!

biggy84's picture

Proud winner of the Golden Corral loyalty program

GoBucks713's picture

They gave him his very own Monogramed Burlap Bib.

-The Aristocrats!

Bucks43201's picture

Who says hiring Flounder from Animal House wasn't the next-best option after Jim Harbaugh? Dave Brandon is a genius!

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

Bucks's picture

Yes! They eliminated Jim Tressel!

poop's picture

"Damn right it was me. Don't flush it until Greg sees it."

Cross Village's picture

Mr Hokesote,

Would you like a wafer thin mint, sir.

Just one waaffer thin mint?

 

 

TwelvthWarrior's picture

 I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

rkylet83's picture

Litre is french for give me my *uckin cola before I break VOUS *UCKIN LIP

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

somebody has a bo-neerrrrr

 

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

BuckeyeSki's picture

he should tuck it in his waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome.

Banned from BlackShoeDiaries since 2008. Crime: Slander/Defamation of Character Judgement: Guilty

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Trying my hardest to not laugh at my defense

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Nappy's picture

I bet that Fickell guy can do 2 cock pushups

Fan of bacon since 1981

NoVA Buckeye's picture

uhh... derp? Oh no! They're sure to fire me for saying that!... as long as I don't make a bowl game or beat Ohio State. Yeah, that'll make up for that.

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

GoBucks713's picture

Notice that he has the jawline of the "Forever Alone" meme?

-The Aristocrats!

BuckeyeSki's picture

WHAT JAW LINE?!?!?!

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Jason Priestas's picture

Totally. Calling all 11W artists...

JozyMozy's picture

forever ahoke ;_;

Jason Priestas's picture

THAT. IS. BRILLIANT.

GoBucks713's picture

Jozy, I'm glad you did this. I always have wanted to learn how to use photoshop so I could do this. Thank you for completing my dream.

-The Aristocrats!

byzantinebuckeye's picture

arrrgh.....White Castle was a bad choice.

The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium.

Sgt. Elias's picture

"...And that's how I earned the handle, 'neckbeard the ass-pie'"

"Okay -- I've got an El Camino full of rampage here." 

jaydub's picture

Is this as happy as we're going to be regarding football for awhile, ripping on how some guy looks?  Kinda middle schoolish!!

Bucks's picture

Seeing as how you've been a member for all of a day, caption photo days are a welcome diversion pretty much every single week. If you can't have a sense of humor, don't know what to tell ya.

Philly White's picture

I don't have a caption but I imagine this is close to what a whale's vagina actually looks like.

buckeyedude's picture

Whales have vaginas?! WTF?

 
 

azbuckeye's picture

I'm gonna bad mouth those Buckeyes 'till we beat 'em!

wrockhold's picture

I guess they'll have to call it the "not-so-Big House" now

madhatterhater's picture

This is the last time I am going to eat Meijers sushi.

go bucks

JOHNBLUEMAZE79's picture

Damn I slipped up and said Ohio St. God what an awful taste"...

We got beef...You get your goons and I will bring mines, all 109,901 of them....

SouthBayBuckeye's picture

that's only part of OSU you're tasting....

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

buckeyedude's picture

Do you make a habit of putting nuts in you mouth?

 
 

SenecaTribe's picture

My lobotomy scar is healing nicely!

Bucks's picture

I'm picking up where Llloyd left off.

shortbuck's picture

I hope no one finds out it was me that left the upper-decker in dave brandon's office bathroom!!!!

Rooster Buckburn's picture

Hoke hires brother, Delbert, to run the new 'go blue' D

jackd51305's picture

Definitely should have gone with boxers, these briefs are cutting off the circulation to my hoke-n-berries.

Party Liquor's picture

Yabba dabba douche.

BigRedBuckeye's picture

"I accomplished a lot today. Signed a new recruit and cut the pensions of thousands of over paid New Jersey school teachers. It's hard living this double life, but someone's got to do it."

http://www.bobsblitz.com/2011/01/hc-brady-hoke-gov-chris.html

And we'll drink to old Ohio, 'Til we wobble in our shoes!