It's been a while since we've held one of these, but we're back with the obligatory 11W big game contest.
We're going to mix it up again this time and instead of just getting score predictions, we want your best caption to the glorious photo of former Iowa coach Hayden Fry that you see above. Your caption can either be in the form of something he's saying, or just something that he's thinking as he acknowledges the Hawkeye faithful. The best one will win two t-shirts from the 11W shop.
The fine print:
- Must be 18 years-old or older.
- One entry per person.
- Deadline for entries is kickoff.
Good luck!
UPDATE: This is a caption contest, not a contest to see who can pick the most accurate score. Blame me for the incredibly confusing title to this post. - Jason
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21-17 Bucks
Actually, on second thought, the title of this post doesn't do justice to the slight rule change for this one. Sorry about that!
Haha, you guys! Ya painted my damn Caddy pink! That's love!
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
27-17 Buckeyes
27-20 Good Guys
30-28 Bucks
It's hard to look cool when shaking hands with your 11 foot tall invisible friend.
Hail Hitler!
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
Ohio State, 31-13. Stanzi throws three pics.
Because we couldn't go for three.
Hayden Fry waving to the crowd after learning that he has just been named Miss Iowa.
Strategic Prediction:
Iowa 21, Ohio State 13
Here's to hoping I'm wrong.
-TomCollins
http://www.smartfootballrankin...
Ohio State 28, Iowa 20
The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
30-16 The Ohio State Buckeyes
Hayden: "F#%k it..you guys win again."
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
Iowa 20
Ohio State..........................23?
ATTN ALL: These captions are kind of bizarre. It is a caption contest after all ;)
I blame the people a head of me for making me think it was prediction contest...
I blame my ADHD and the pressure to get a decent score in before anyone else.
5...The Number of Times Each Day Hayden regret's hiring and starting the coaching career of Bret Bielema after he went for 2 while up 25 in the 4th quarter against deadbeat Minnesota.
You're a towel.
Ohio State 38
Iowa 17
Caption: Oops I just crapped my pants. Just smile and wave, smile and wave.
Hey Joe, this is how you crap yourself and not have 100,00 people notice! 10 seconds till halftime..9...8...
"Hey, Earle...Smell my fingers!"
OSU 35
IOWA 14
I want to thank you all for not mentioning the obvious stain on my white pants after my "JoePa moment".
"HEIL MEIN HAWKEYES!"
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Let's take the Iowa Reich down.
"Though unable to lift his left arm, legendary coach Fry smiles just before delivering a grandiose crotch chop prior to the 2005 meeting with Northwestern. Only later did Hawkeye fans realize the ultimate ramifications of this moment."
31-24 Silver bullets with a rick-six early and the boom show late. I expect some clutch TP scrambles to ice it a la Miami.
"Alright, High five! Come on man don't leave me hangin.....guys?....Seriously, this isn't funny. Anyone..."
Hey Joe this is how bowing out gracefully is done, by the way where are we?
27-24 buckeyezzzz
"Look at all the people here tonight....ah I mean day!"
Good guys 27- Them 17
" And over here is one of the many game clocks that adorn Kinick stadium. Let's hope Coach Ferentz refers to this before burning the teams final timeout, costing us another chance at victory."
OSU 31 Iowa 17
"iowa people put your shoe back on" douchebags....
who care about the score as long as we win but my call is tOSU 37- them 13
bring on hate week also people root for wisky to lose never for that craphole up north to win
"Five... Five dollar... Five dollar footlong"
Score: 42 - 17 Good Guys!!!
Caption : "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
"You ask me how do you get to the College Football Hall of Fame Kirk? Well its way over yonder, first you just have to get past Northwestern, and then just follow old Jimmy Tressel the rest of the way." O-H.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE
"I want to @#$ you like an animal.......I want to feel you from the inside."
Sorry.....It just came up on my Ipod and I could'nt resist.
"Ah, for crying out loud! Another fricking loss to Northwestern?! Come here, Ferentz. Walk into this," says Coach Fry waving his hand back and forth in a vigorous slapping motion.
Attempting to put his arm around Greg Oden's shoulder....
"The sun will come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow..."
21-20 OSU
I have no eye deer what to suggest for a caption.........
Yenta voice: "alRIGHT, oh-KAY, I adMIT it..my neck looks somehwhat...like...DAT...of a Turkey's! GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!"
And we'll drink to old Ohio, 'Til we wobble in our shoes!
Btw, this thread is FULL of fail.
And we'll drink to old Ohio, 'Til we wobble in our shoes!
"CANNON! To the right of them. CANNON! To the left of them! CANNON! In front of them. VOLLEY'D AND THUNDER'D!"
Taquitos.
"Na-Nu, Na-Nu, earthlings."
"Coach Tressel, can I just touch your Big Ten Championship trophy?"
"Look over there! Another coach of the year award for Kirk! How does he do it?!?!"
Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST
"Ohhhh, we're supposed to be going THAT way."
Class of 2008
"Bobby Bowden told me that if you do this 'tomahawk chop' thing on national TV, then Brett Favre will send you a picture of his penis."
hahaha
(Under his breath) "Oooookayyy, just smile and wave and maybe the crippled bird thing won't come over for pictures..."
Hayden Fry, like Joe Paterno, coached to the age where he started talking to imaginary entities on the field. In this picture, he extends a high five to what he referred to as Barney Rocketarm, his Heisman winning QB.
-TomCollins
http://www.smartfootballrankin...
Interesting stat (since most everyone is going with the JoePa comparisons):
Hayden Fry is 3 years younger than JoePa. He retired 12 years ago at age 69. And everyone thought he was really old when he retired! He could have coached another generation if Iowa kids if he had any heart him.
"Hey Stanzi, if you throw it like this, the other team probably won't be able to catch it!"
Frye in his last pregame pep talk before the Hawkeyes take the field: "Fellas... Today we're playing OHIO State, NOT Florida STATE! These guys don't do this dumb karate arm-chopping motion thing!!!"
To his assistant: "Aw hell, Maggie, I'll keep waving and acting like I want to be here, but try to get all these dopes to stop asking me how assistant coach Dauber is and how Christine keeps her hair so red and crimped. "
Took a long time before the first "Coach" reference. I'm surprised.
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
This way to the Motor City Bowl...
Fear The Vest!
Pictured: With the Buckeyes having the game well in hand late in the 4th quarter, Hayden Fry helps Ohio State fans take over Kinnick Stadium by joining in the 'O-H-I-O' chant heard roaring across the crowd.
ESPN front page news.
Frye, moments after finishing a freshly-rolled j: Do you...do...do you guys see those Buckeyes? Look how big those Buckeyes are. I gotta...I gotta find out where Joe Pa gets a fresh change of slacks for when he...when he...when he soils.............................................................Do you guys see those Buckeyes?