The big news yesterday — other than a code snafu costing me 1,000 Skull Session comments — was a goatee-less Urban Meyer's birthday appearance at Ted Ginn Sr.'s fundraising extravaganza. (Video here.)
Also, he might be Nikola Tesla, as first reported by me on Twitter.com:
Did I just embed my own tweet in my own story? *drops shades* You're damn right I did.
JONATHON COOPER GETS BLOCKED, STILL GETS A W. At the final day of The Opening, Jonathon Cooper, the unstoppable force, went against Michigan's Michael Onwenu, an immovable object.
This is the first L I've ever seen Cooper take:
It says a lot about Cooper's domination that Onwenu's fellow offensive linemen reacted with the same gusto of brutalized subjects free of a sadistic dictator.
Unfortunately for them, they didn't check Cooper's pulse:
Note: It's a bad idea to piss on a dragon you think is dead but is actually just sleeping.
BEER WE GO... LUNAR BEASTS? The Lunar Beasts, a 7 on 7 team at The Opening feature OSU commits DeMario McCall, Austin Mack, and Jake Hausmann, won the "national championship" yesterday.
Here's Austin Mack — who did the damn thing — being put on the spot after winning the title:
No. 1 vs. No. 2. D'Angelo Russell said he's wearing No. 1 in the pros because he should've been the No. 1 overall pick in the 2015 NBA Draft. Last night was his chance to prove that, as the Los Angeles Lakers played the Minnesota Timberwolves (and No. 1 pick Karl-Anthony Towns) in the NBA Summer League in Las Vegas. I
It started well for the former OSU star:
That was after D'Angelo Russell broke scoring with a free throw.
Not a terrible night in the office, but not a world-beating one. About what you'd expect for a guy making his professional debut.
For the record, Karl-Anthony Towns was about the same:
Faltas = fouls.
WE MAY NOT HAVE THE FOOTBALL TEAM WITH US... But the fishing team is out here carrying the flag:
COLLIER ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY. This is why the only #teens I don't discriminate against play for Ohio State. They clearly have their heads on straight.
I didn't even know there was a "Well, actually..." side to this debate until one day I met some goofball blabbering about "If Batman had time to prepare..." Prepare for what? The Guy of Steel torpedoing him into a billion pieces?
Batman is just some rich dude who knows karate. His nemesis is literally a clown, and Batman can't even keep him under wraps. Superman would destroy Batman. Case closed.
THOSE WMDs. I was an invisible girlfriend for a month... McDonald's Minions toys can't stop swearing... Two pairs of identical twins mismatched at birth... The Cognitive Benefits of Doodling... The Quiet War Squirrels Are Waging on U.S. Stock Exchanges.