Ohio Stadium unveiled a new texting hotline this year, 69050, for any fan wanting to report an experience with the game. (While it was ambiguously defined, the central idea was a hotline to report unruly or dangerously drunk people via a simple text message addressed to Brutus. Overall, it's a good idea that helps fans feel safer.)

But Diana Moskowitz of Deadspin filed a Freedom of Information Act request for every text message sent the the hotline... and they're as fantastic as you'd expect.

You'll have to head to Deadspin for the full game-by-game breakdown (it's worth it), but here are some of my favorites:

Ohio State fans also loved just sending text messages with "Brutus" being the only word in the body. I'm a chocolate milk aficionado, and $9 seems a bit steep for chocolate milk, too.