I'm no kindergarten teacher, but I am a man who will tip my cap to any kindergartner hell-bent on ignoring directions from tyrannical overlords.

The rules to the assignment seem straight-forward enough, but this brave kid went out of his way to nix geographical lines that have stood since 1837.

What were you doing in kindergarten? If you were like me, nothing as cool as this:

His apparent residing in Arizona is just the icing on the cake. If I were this kid's parents, I'd pull him out of school tomorrow. It's clear he's already learned enough.