Tennessee fans erupted in a volcano of fake outrage this weekend at the potential thought of their school hiring Ohio State defensive coordinator Greg Schiano.

Six days and five failed candidates later, Vols athletic director John Currie, whom the school hired in February, is reportedly headed for the bread lines:

But wait, there's more! After Bruce Feldman reported late Thursday night that a meeting between Mike Leach and Tennessee in Los Angeles "went well," Brett McMurphy reported this:

A disgraced former coach sabotaging the search process out of self-interest unlocked a level of schadenfreude I didn't even know existed.

No respectable coach is going to walk into that burning building without at least a $100 million contract. Even then, securing the financial security of their grandchildren may not even be worth it.