As you might have heard by now, Ohio State lost to Iowa in a big way last Saturday in Iowa City.

Afterwords, the Cedar Rapids Gazette's Marc Morehouse wrote objectively the best postgame headline:

What I like (read: loathe) most about this headline is Woodshed, Iowa sounds exactly like a place I would never want to visit.

Still, it might sound different to an Iowa fan. As such, the Gazette is profiteering on the headline with either an officially licensed or highly illegal shirt for $15.99.

They also have a poster, as well:

Doubt they'll be shipping many to Ohio, unless relatives are looking to troll the Buckeye fan they hate at Christmas.