Kevin Sumlin and Texas A&M Poaches LSU Defensive Coordinator John Chavis

By D.J. Byrnes on December 31, 2014 at 9:20a
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It's been a rough 24 hours for our old friend, Les Miles, the warlock coach of Louisiana State University.

On the same day his dream of coaching his collegiate alma mater were likely dashed, his LSU Tigers were upset by the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, 31-28. On top of that, it appears his defensive coordinator, John "Chief" Chavis, is on his way to a four-year contract and likely raise at Texas A&M:

Perhaps that's to whom Kevin Sumlin was speaking yesterday when he was overheard by an eavesdropping poolboy, whom was promptly fired by Kevin Sumlin:

Say it with me now: S! E! C!