Arkansas opens the season at Auburn, but the Razorbacks could be looking for a new coach as their last one was just eviscerated by an Al.com cartoonist.

The hogs of Arkansas are counting on rain. Lots of it. Three yards and a trench of mud will suit them just fine. A sloppy pig pen might be the Razorbacks' only hope of slowing down the geared-up, lightning fast HUNH Tigers on their home field.

Prediction: Not enough mud on the Plains to stop the Gus Bus. Boss Hog will have to go squealing for his first SEC win in somebody else's trough.

Auburn 34, Arkansas 17.

The thought of Bert never winning a conference game while at Arkansas would be a delightful scenario.

War Damn Eagle.