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You can't spell chump without UM

Member since 13 January 2013 | Blog

I usually don't post or comment during Buckeye games because I'm busy yelling at my TV. But I do enjoy chatting any other time.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: The 2002 National Championship, 2014 National Championship (With a "3rd string" QB) & Beating Bama
  • NFL TEAM: Cincinnati Bengals
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: FC Cincinnati (Yes, I like Soccer)

Recent Activity

Comment 20 Aug 2017

An Ohio State and Michigan fan escape prison together. They sneak their way to the roof of the prison. Once atop it, the Ohio State fan jumps over the fence and onto the rooftop of another building on the opposite side. The Michigan fan stands frozen, looking at the ground, crying out, "I can't do it! I'm afraid of heights!"
The Ohio State fan then grabs a flashlight out of his pocket, and says, "My flashlight can act as a bridge. So I'll shine wherever you're stepping till you reach this building."
The Michigan fan shakes his head and says, "Do you think I'm stupid? I know you're just going to turn it off when I'm halfway to your building."

Comment 20 Aug 2017

I feel safer looking at the solar eclipse without glasses than that pale monstrosity.

Comment 18 Aug 2017

I don't think Indiana's offense will be nearly the threat it was when Wilson was in charge. They're defense will hold firm for the first half, but the Bucks commence the onslaught in the second.

Comment 13 Aug 2017

I've seen both seasons and enjoyed the show, with the exception of Buddy Stephens. He is your classic asshole coach, but people tolerate his behavior because he wins. I understand it's a stressful, demanding job, but there's no reason to be as ballistic as he can be at times.

Comment 11 Aug 2017

The starting middle linebacker was on the punt coverage team? No wonder why the Dolphins haven't won a playoff game since Marino. Alas, heal up sir.

Comment 09 Aug 2017

Well he did remember it, as well as Braxton juking out his entire defense the year before, and promptly bolted to Houston because of it.

Comment 07 Aug 2017

Why wouldn't you just play two games on one day, and the other two on the other? Seems like it would be better than trying to cram them all into one congested-filled day.

Comment 06 Aug 2017

They've definitely improved in the skill positions from last season. If they can block and kick, they'll be good. Personally, I think they will go 8-8 or 9-7, but they could be even better.

Comment 04 Aug 2017

My top two memories: 1. Last year after Samuel scored against Michigan, I ran outside and did a few victory laps around my house. 2. After they beat Bama, I ran upstairs and awoke my dad at 1 a.m. and said, "They did it! They won!"
Worst memory: Probably last season against Penn State. Watching them piss away a 14 point 4th quarter lead to an overtly inferior team was maddening. I damn near pulled an Andy Bernard from The Office, and punched a hole in the wall.