That is a perfect exclamation point - well done!

As you and Navy both have mentioned, shooting live rounds into the air is a really stupid idea. Even though the odds are relatively low that you will actually hit someone, you don't want to be that someone. Gun safety, kids!

Having 1-ton steel plate land on you that was blasted from 2 miles away would kind of ruin your day.  For reference, the shells from the USS Missouri weighed 1 ton.  Poor bastard.

...and it wasn't available to all students.  It was therefore an impermissible benefit.  It's flagrant.

Well. it is the "See, Everyone Cheats" conference, right?

I knew from the moment that I first set foot on campus that I wanted to be there, to have OSU be a part of my life forever.  I get it.  Welcome to the family, Jack.

Top shelf chicanery, I say!

Logged in to say exactly the same thing.  You elite guys have to go out and earn those multi-millions!

It's not even very subtle, is it?

...except that both the OU/LSU and OSU/Clemson games are on the 28th...

It is a golden time to be a Buckeye.  I am just aching to cash that ticket with the 11:1 odds I bet on in January for the football team to win the Natty, then I can relax and enjoy watching the basketball team do the same thing in March.  That would have been a much higher payout if I had been smart enough to bet on it in October.

OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD

Dablow.  

It’s a good question, but probably for the same unknown reason that outside of the telecast not much was said about TTUN’s players trying to untie shoe laces.

Cover up your groins in the pileups, guys.

GO BUCKS.  BEAT THE JUICERS.

Ram that golly gee bullshit right up his pooper.

It’s going to be really interesting to hear Mullens’ bullshit twisted logic to explain this choice. 

Unfuckingbelievable.

If Clemson is as good as everyone wants us to think they are, we’ll end up playing them anyway, so what does it matter?  I like our chances against OU, Clemson, and LSU.  Bring it.

Sehr gut!

GO BUCKS

Thanks for making me shoot Coca-cola out my nose.  That's funny shit.

Ich kann ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen, aber ich verstehe mehr als ich spreche - keeps the local on their toes! Sie?

Herzlich wilkommen, fellow Buckeye, and safe travels!  I hope your wifi doesn't let you down.

Herzliche Glückwunsch to you and the future Mrs. Harrish! Way to marry up!

GO BUCKS

Dobbins by 85

Possible.  I am no expert on Twitter.

Let's hope Chugs is ready to go and that the game is out of reach early enough to use him substantially.  Can't have Fields get banged up prior to the playoffs.

Good guys 45-24