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ToTheHouse


MEMBER SINCE   February 14, 2013

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: 02-03 & 014-15 NC'S !
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Archie, Pancake Pace.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Hondo
  • NFL TEAM: Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Bobby Orr's Boston Bruins
  • NBA TEAM: Cav's
  • MLB TEAM: 1st Reds, 2nd Tribe

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Comment 31 Mar 2020
Thanks Kevin, I think, notice i didn't say...this stinks. I've actually condensed this not sticking to sports article for our 5 am Mother Nature called read. Remember this is 2020 Poop Technology. Hey Kevin this has to be at the top of not *sticking to sports, maybe STICKing it to sports is better. Nature's Best Toilet Paper substitutes: #1 is Moss. The Best toilet paper substitutes, I still say it's the Dispatch Sports section the morning after every skunk weasel W, for when you find yourself between a crack and a hard place. We need to give this a.m. Skully writer his source: it was by Bill Heavey Field & Stream updated: March 28, 2020 As I write this, Charmin, Cottonelle, and Downy Soft toilet paper, to name a few, are “currently unavailable” on Amazon. This verifies what you’ve always suspected: When things get scary in the US, the first thing most of us think about is pooping. The average American goes through 30 rolls of toilet paper. a year, which is kind of impressive but still not a reason to stock an entire wall of your basement with them. Seventy percent of the world’s population doesn’t even use bathroom tissue. They use a variety of things, including, in some countries, the left hand. I have no intention of covering that technique here. In this country, until the late 1800s, it was common to find a corncob hanging from a string in the outhouse. I know, I don’t want to think about it either. (This writer write up is definitely corny, right off of the cobb.) The Sears catalog changed everything. (Writing this article must been a pain in the a$$.) The patent for rolled toilet paper was granted in 1891. Fun fact for settling bar bets: The original patent drawing shows the paper unspooling from the top rather than the bottom. The eternal debate. If you find yourself in a survival situation—or if you just can’t buy toilet paper anywhere right now... If my ass were on the line, I’d reach for one of these options, at least one of which is: Moss, a handful of soft moss. The gold standard among natural toilet papers. (Crap, I always thought it was mgoblow blog b.s.)Think of it as green Charmin. Moss is soft, absorbent, and full of iodine, a natural germ killer. It grows all over the country, and not just on the north side of trees. Don’t be particular about species. For one, it’s extremely difficult to identify. For another, it doesn’t matter. Go for it. Make sure you have more than you think you’ll need. (Note: This should probably go without saying, but the time to go look for wiping material is before you lower your trousers. It’s a lot harder to move around afterward.) *This is the OFF-OFF Season remember. And proves why Kevin calls it...Not (sticking) to sports.
Comment 17 Mar 2020
Travis Howard, "Kerry Coombs is the best defensive back coach in college football. I’m not saying that because he coaches at OSU either. The guy just knows how to get the best out of his player's mentality, physically and emotionally. Something you have to witness first hand of course." Yes he came back to Buck Homeland from Vrab's playoff Titans; yes he received a very well deserved pay rai$e; yes he is The Best on & off the field DB coach General on both sides of the Mississippi. Yes he is the ☆Red☆ in Bull. Who's. Got. It. Better. Than. Us. *xichigan still sucks.
Comment 12 Mar 2020
The Buck spring game, all travel related to recruiting, NCAA tourney restrictions, now the NBA (Rudy Gobert) suspends their season, President Trump canceling travel from Europe...into the United States for next 30 days. (1300 American's in 48 states.) What Italy has been experiencing, the bottom line is it's realistically better to be safe than sorry for these medical precautions taken now instead of later. Prayers.
Comment 12 Mar 2020
The Buck spring game, all travel related to recruiting, NCAA tourney restrictions, now the NBA, President Trump canceling travel to and from Europe...into the United States. What Italy has been experiencing, the bottom line regardless of any of our opinions is realistically its better to be safe than sorry for these medical precautions taken now instead of later.
Comment 12 Mar 2020
The Buck spring game, all travel related to recruiting, NCAA tourney restrictions, now the NBA, President Trump canceling travel to and from Europe...into the United States. What Italy has been experiencing, the bottom line regardless of any of our opinions is realistically its better to be safe than sorry for these medical precautions taken now instead of later.
Comment 11 Mar 2020
The skunk weasels spring game attendance proves they don't take it seriously. But then their HC has to hoping The Game this Nov. won't be attended or televised. This year they will be 0-8 and 0-5, and for him he will be forever quarantined in the Buckeye virus.