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Todd-Not Boeckmann 12th Warrior


MEMBER SINCE   August 30, 2010


  • SPORTS MOMENT: My children jumping on my back and knocking me off the front porch into the snow and then making snow angels with them while singing The Buckeye battle Cry at the top of our lungs after beating Miami for the National Championship
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: All Time: Chris Speilmann and Jack Tatum
  • NFL TEAM: Da Browns
  • NHL TEAM: meh. Rather root for the Crew
  • NBA TEAM: Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Da Tribe
  • SOCCER TEAM: Stoke City, Columbus Crew,

Recent Activity

Comment 15 hours ago

Since neither you nor I have access to the actual playbook, its quite possible that the "Bullet" is still prominent there.  But if this staff has demonstrated nothing else, they've demonstrated a tremendous ability to adjust on the fly.  So, I'm assuming that this is what happened to him.  This is the kind of transfer that is a red flag for me.  You get bypassed and, instead of trying to improve your skills, you bail?  As a coach, I wouldn't want a player like that anywhere near my team.

Comment 07 Dec 2019

No shit.  I can only imagine what he would've done to that rehab trainer.

Comment 06 Dec 2019

See?  That would be Utah.  Its got mountains.  Oklahoma?  Its got dust and tornados.

Play?  I think Utah is more dangerous this year than Oklahoma..

Comment 06 Dec 2019

No one.  They proved they're too stupid to play for tOSU by committing to play in whoreville.

Hairball is a loon.  Their best recruits visit the transfer portal about as often as Herman and Smith used to visit strip clubs.  Fuck 'em.

Comment 06 Dec 2019

So why do you feel the need to construct an entire thread around a defense of an absurd charge by the weasels that only exists in their minds to explain why the greatest program on the planet has no success against us?  Why do nothing other than LOL at them when this shit comes up?

Comment 04 Dec 2019


But they suck!  They're slow!  WTF?

It wasn't just the coaching of the "Best Man" that hurt the Defense last year.  Those problems were almost all schematic.

Comment 03 Dec 2019

Cardale was an honor student.  Cardale graduated.  Cardale's tweet was the result of feeling jobbed by the professor and getting a grade he felt he didn't deserve.  Add to that what you started your post with about age and standing within the team and the whole thing becomes unfortunate but laughable.

Comment 03 Dec 2019

My wife and I are in a mixed couples bowling league.  (I must add that I HATE HATE HATE bowling).  But my wife is good at it and loves it and her best friend and her husband are our partners.  She was the maid of honor at our wedding.  Her husband is a huge WalMart Weasel fan.  I can't WAIT FOR OUR NEXT MATCH!!  It will be a glorious night.

Comment 02 Dec 2019

That's not the point.  Unless you're the best, you're going to have a shitty record against top 5 teams (see Tress).  The only point is:  2002 doesn't happen.  Tress raising tOSU to being a contender for a NC every couple of years; doesn't happen unless Cooper reverses the Bruce malaise.  Cooper was the bitter medicine that cured mid-major-itis and allowed the program to finally realize its potential.

Comment 02 Dec 2019

There were a few head scratchers for sure.  But how do you blame him for Shawn Springs?  Or a punt shanked in 98 vs MSU?  How is he blamed because the entire defense forgot how to tackle which taught me how to properly pronounce African last names like Biakab......ugggh I can’t even type it now it’s too painful to remember.  THAT was more personally painful for me than 1969; Both were monumental upsets that cost us nattys.