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tmothy07


Austin, TX (via Logan, OH)

MEMBER SINCE   March 19, 2018

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: My most memorable sports moment could be so many things. Ohio State winning the first CFP while I was attending is up there, and so is attending the Sugar Bowl that year, but #1 for me will always be my first Ohio State game in person with my dad: The 2003 match-up of the Buckeyes and Bowling Green.
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Ted Ginn Jr.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Sam "Slam" Thompson
  • NFL TEAM: College Football > No Fun League, but Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 22 Nov 2019

Could've taken some student body outreach tips from Gee, but yeah, I don't understand the crazy hate. He definitely wasn't a Holbrook.

Comment 22 Nov 2019

You're curious as to how the president of the university acquired a football jersey from said university?

Next.

Comment 21 Nov 2019

Does "exclusive" mean that it's only going to be available at the pop-up for those days or that we'll be able to see it and have it go on-sale elsewhere afterward?

Comment 21 Nov 2019

They had a students-only preview on the 20th with a setup open to (what seems to be) everyone starting the 21st. Was wondering if any students or people around campus have seen anything.

Comment 20 Nov 2019

Am I missing something with the way "Penn State" is broken up. I think it would've looked better with a smaller font and not splitting up the word "State". Love the predator reference though.

Comment 04 Sep 2019

Using the magical Waybackmachine, I found the original post from TheFakeLantern:

Dearest UC,

We normally hold off on smack talking until at least Wednesday, but the nonsense coming out of UC is getting old, so it’s time for this bearcat to be put down. Stop flattering yourselves. You are nothing more than the second little sister game in a row for us. And don’t you dare claim you’re not just another Ohio little sister to us. UC’s last victory over the Buckeyes was in 1897. It’s okay. You’re our favorite little sister.

Though our previous opponent was and is 100% bad in every way, Cincy is a genetically modified monster of contradictions. You’re a bear, but you’re a cat. You’re as far south as you can be while being north. Your basketball program is (relatively) good; your football program is not. Your skyline is pretty nice, but your Skyline is the work of cruel intestinal saboteurs.

And like that horror house of a restaurant, we don’t hate you. It’s more of a disgust. You’re inferior to us in most ways, just as you are geographically. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Cincinnati is still very visit-able. We’ll admit we’ve been to your stair-studded campus, but we honestly know more about it from watching Campus PD. Can we see some ID? Or is that your OSU friend’s BuckID and also your OSU friend’s Braxton Miller jersey/Buckeye necklace/block O face sticker?

Of all the backup schools in Ohio, UC is definitely the most Guiton-ish. Even if using that term suggests we’re living in the past, we’re not. Living in the past means bringing up 1960′s basketball championships as your only claim to dominance. We honestly feel a little outdated talking about our 2002 football title, and you’re much further from glory than we are. The age of Guiton may be over, but the age of Braxton is merely delayed. And while we wait, we’ll beat you with Barrett. And we’ll beat you badly. Even if it starts out well for you, it will end with Cincinnati heartbreak one way or another, sorta like a Bengals season. Or a Reds season. But you’ve heard that song before.

It’s time to actually face the music: Cleveland rocks, Columbus is glorious, and you’re neither. Between the two other big cities, Ohio already has all 5 pro sports and an elite college program. The only reason we need you is for access to a non-burning river.

Your little “bUCkeye state” thing works great if it were like a word puzzle in the Dispatch, or the Plain Dealer, or whatever your newspaper is; but as smack talk? It’s fairly not good. Are you trying to say UC is in the Buckeye state? If so, that’s technically accurate but also aiming very low — so low, in fact, that though you are in the Buckeye state, you’re also kinda in Kentucky. Maybe for someone with such a north/south inferiority complex, claiming “WE ARE IN OHIO” is aiming high. Who knows.

Maybe if you were all the way in the south, you could actually back up your other weird mantra, because you’re not the #HottestCollegeInAmerica. You’re just not. You don’t even have the hottest college hashtag in Ohio, let alone the hottest college. #New2OSU is and will always be the best college hashtag around. But you’re not new to OSU, are you? You grew up a fan, didn’t you? We won’t say you’re all currently enrolled at your backup school, but your starting QB sure is. He must be pretty good if LSU and Notre Dame both accepted him into their football programs. But he also must have messed up pretty badly to eventually land at UC instead.

Look, we know Cincinnati isn’t a bad school. Did we apply there? No. We’ll at least give you some DAAP for that design and art program though. And then we’ll say no to that art degree faster than Gunner Kiel says yes to switching schools.

But you do have good job placement, UC. You do. We genuinely hope that while our players are getting their shot in the NFL, your players land a great co-op. See you for some real (ok, artificial) field experience Saturday, bear/cat creatures. We’re sure your white Adidas uniforms will look much better with the scarlet stains of your own end zone. But even your end zone is our end zone. The Shoe is our house, our home, our cathedral. It will not be blacked out. Besides, the only football games in Ohio that ever get blacked out are played by the Cincinnati Bengals.

Go Bucks,

The Fake Lantern

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20140930210930/http://thefakelantern.com:80/2014/09/23/smack-talk-cincinnati/

Comment 17 May 2019

Yup. Seems like every other day someone writes something about the B1G and Pac-12 vying for the few big guns of the Big XII, leaving the rest to fall where they may. I'd rather be the predator than the prey for sure.

Though, the Big 8/SWC/Big XII just seem to have massive institutional issues as a manner of doing business, but that's neither here nor there.

Comment 12 Dec 2018

Is it bad that this is something I absolutely LOVE about the Big Ten? Fuck the "SEC SEC SEC" back patting and dick holding. I get that it's "counterproductive" but god help us if we're ever sucking off TTUN after they beat us. Fuck that.

Comment 12 Dec 2018

I was at the Sugar Bowl vs Alabama, and am over the moon to go to the Rose Bowl this year (to the point that I ordered plane tickets prior to the B1G CCG in anticipation). The Rose Bowl still means something, and y'all are acting spoiled. Appreciate what we have. For the record, I'm 25, so not only "over-the-hill" people are still excited to see the Rose Bowl.