If I absolutely need a quarterback in this class, I would sell my soul to get Haskins because the next best guy is like finding the next richest guy while sitting in a Waffle House with Warren Buffett.
I love this simile. Well constructed and a nice visual. But if I may, I’d replace Waffle House with McDonalds as Warren Buffett eats at the same McDonalds for breakfast every day.
Apparently I’m that guy now. I suggest factual changes to funny jokes in a comments section.