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Comment 24 Mar 2015

Come on, you think just any idiot could have figured out to hire Urban Meyer?  Gene deserves every nickel of that $1.5M.  Administrators are the best thing about college sports.

Comment 24 Nov 2014

That's problematic because of the implication that the players aren't human beings.  Also it sounds like the worlds most terrifying adult film.

Comment 07 Nov 2014

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.  Do people honestly not remember how bad Ohio State's offensive lines were under Bollman?  Tressel called the plays.  Bollman was too busy turning five star recruits into UDFAs to actually coordinate the offense.

Comment 13 Oct 2014

"Am I going to rush home from a tennis game on Saturday to watch Minnesota and Rutgers if I live on Long Island?"

The only question I have this week is how many points do you think we'll be ahead by when the defense gets distracted and gives up two long touchdown passes?  My bet is it'll be at least 35-3 before they score a TD.  Final 58-17.

Comment 29 Sep 2014

You know who wears a visor under 40 in Ohio?  Dudes in the caddy fraternity.

Comment 18 Sep 2014

Agreed.  I don't know what's wrong with you people who don't think Michigan being mediocre to bad is hilarious.  

Comment 14 Aug 2014

I may be wrong but I thought that if Wisconsin had beaten Iowa in the 3:30 game that day they would have gone to the Rose Bowl and we would have cost Michigan a Rose Bowl berth.  They would have been 7-1 in the conference with a 10-2 overall record vs. Michigan's 9-3.

Comment 08 Aug 2014

Tell him Steve Dave, I bet he didn't even serve in World War I

Comment 22 Jul 2014

I'm old and I wish they'd put the grey stripe back on the sleeves.

Comment 01 Jul 2014

Truth.  You can't even write bullshit "Defensive end looks unblockable" or "Quarterback finally learning to read defenses" articles in July.

Comment 27 Jun 2014

In a dispute between private companies that write parking tickets and anyone the parking ticket company is in the wrong.  That's assuming they weren't giving a ticket to some horrible monster like Hitler or Charles Woodson.

Comment 26 Jun 2014

This is right.  Minnesota?  It's not 1947.  Although I bet Minnesota has won as many national championships since 1947 as Michigan has.

Comment 24 Jun 2014

I'm talking about his South Carolina tenure only.  I'm sure he was trying harder at Florida.  SEC wasn't nearly as tough when he was at UF as it is now either.

Comment 24 Jun 2014

Saban has infinity times as many SEC titles as Spurrier.  South Carolina is a perfect semi-retirement role for him, an Outback Bowl win is a great season.  They've probably won as many games in the last ten years as they did in the fifty prior.  Anywhere that actually gave a damn about winning would probably be getting a little salty now.

Comment 12 Jun 2014

This.  Far be it from me to say anything good about Gene Smith, but have you seen the clown costumes Michigan and Nebraska play in?