I gave up the game a few years ago, but I still have some eligibility. If anyone talks to coach Holt, please let him know I'll be warming up in the driveway while I await his call:
HAHA! Nice one, Chris!
I knew we'd had success recruiting and developing DBs (obviously!) but every starter to the NFL is...I'm not sure any word works better than bonkers!
My goodness...why do you stinking, stupid Fort Seneca Steves waste my time!! Like I really care what you think about the Cincinnati Reds! Give it up you loser!
The title scared me a little. I thought it was going to be KBD moving on (to a different school or overseas). I like this piece much better.
It's Fred Hoiberg....or, um maybe....Mike Brown?
(Unless Brad Stevens or Shaka Smart are available.)
I'll just leave this here...
If all of those candidates turn down the job, call another presser to announce that it was all an April Fool's joke and that Thad is still the coach. If any wise-ass reporter glances at a calendar and notices it's June, simply tell him that April Fool's jokes work better when no one is expecting them.
(This may be obvious, but I'd make one hell of an AD.)
So in a year, Urban coaches both football AND basketball....
Don't lose hope. We could still land Coach McDermott.
Does anyone know if Dylan McDermott is available?
Ha! I remember that.
The world should be glad I don't have $580 million. I feel like with that kind of bankroll, I could take savageness to new levels.
He's a pretty shrewd businessman too. He sold MySpace for $580 million back in 2005.
Ha! Tom was my first friend.
F*** Bill Snyder. Backpedaling on his bullshit decision doesn't change much in my eyes. It just means he knew he was wrong in the first place.
Thanks, TJ! I just read the follow-up article.
Way to bring home the title, ladies!
How'd the match go, TJ? Did the ladies bring home the title?
I love the buckeyes (big surprise, I know) but I would worry about any kid that picked us over FSU right now. No highly rated recruit wants to play ball while wearing a hazmat suit.
I'm an old-timer that still thinks penn state shouldn't be in the big ten. grumble, grumble...get off my lawn!
I'm no ice cream expert, but I think he's eating a dilly bar.
Let's see if I can turn this into a Fire Thad thread....
The men's basketball team hasn't been seeded in the NCAA tournament for years!
Meanwhile the Cincinnati Reds are still paying Ken Griffey Jr. $3.5 million until 2025. He'll be 54 when he stops receiving paychecks from the Reds. Thanks, Jim Bowden!
The Griffey deal actually seems like a bargain compared to what the Mets are paying Bobby Bonilla. He hasn't played for them since 1999, but he will make $1.1 million/yr until 2035 when he'll be 73 years old! All because the Mets didn't want to pay $5.9 million to buy out the final year of his contract so they deferred the payment for 11 years so they could pay him over a 25 year period. They will pay him $29.8 million (interest included) to avoid paying him $5.9 million.
"There will be blood...on the mat?"