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Minneapolis, MN (via Akron)

MEMBER SINCE   January 23, 2012


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Live was during the Fiesta Bowl win over Notre Dame, watching Ted Ginn lined up in single coverage and presnap predicting the ensuing touchdown.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Lawrence Funderburke
  • NFL TEAM: Browns until Satan moved them, now NY Jets (wife)
  • NHL TEAM: (crickets)
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs
  • MLB TEAM: Indians, but don't really care
  • SOCCER TEAM: Any EPL team, their passion is contagious

Recent Activity

Comment 10 Aug 2019

Do you read the X’s and O’s articles here? The 11W staff, nerdy or not, can absolutely decipher what they are doing. And knowing how we consume those articles, they would 100% write about it (as they should). So as much as we want to know anything and everything, it’s not a horrible idea to keep the media at a distance. 

Comment 07 Aug 2019

And sadly for the last 4 years the two of them were a cut above the rest. Meyer wasn’t coaching at that level the last couple of years. 

Comment 31 Jul 2019

The ass cheeks comment is so hilarious, god bless that person. 

Comment 30 Jul 2019

Well it worked roughly -0% of the time with Haskins so at some point the numbers don’t really matter. 

Comment 20 Jul 2019

If I’m a high school kid and how well the school I’m committing to embraces transfers is a high priority, maybe I should reevaluate committing there. That’s like marrying someone based on whether or not you think you can be friends after the divorce. 

Comment 19 Jul 2019

Big fan of the Open because every time you turn it on, someone is hitting out of a wheat or barley patch, backwards out of a bunker, standing on the side of a cliff...it’s just like how us hacks do it. 

Comment 14 Jul 2019

Bold prediction: there are zero kickoffs out of bounds, the shoe is actually loud in a non night game, the cell reception there improves from “black hole” to “bottom of a well”, we wear zero alternate uniforms, and nobody melts down during a game thread. 

Those are bold. 

Comment 17 Jun 2019

I found it in my own during the 1991 season when I was 10. I remember Raymont Harris and Big Daddy Wilkerson and thinking it was impossible for human beings to be that big and strong. It was an extra rainy fall that year (at least on Saturdays) so that’s what I started doing. And then me and the boys would go play football in the rain at a local church and absolutely had the best time. Destroyed the lawn though, sorry about that God. 

Haven’t stopped watching since. 

Comment 27 May 2019

Peterson is like Tressel later in his OSU career. He’s going to be at or near the top of a conference that is down, but when he plays the top talent from better conferences they just don’t have the horses to keep up.

Comment 14 May 2019

To be fair, you only have to cover the WRs because we are never going to throw to the TE more than 30 times a year. 

Comment 04 May 2019

Dabo seems like a real pos, but I’m sure that’s jealousy bias. He’s got Clemson built into a machine with no end in sight. He did what Urban was supposed to do here, so I hate him for that. 

Dantonio for me. I am thankful for his OSU contribution but he’s just an angry asshole. He’s Brian Kelly but instead of purple outbursts he just scowls and makes up some slight about the world hating them. Smiling for him looks like someone did a terrible job photoshopping someone else’s mouth onto his face.