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Onionballz 12th Warrior

SW Ohio (via C'Bus)

Member since 06 July 2014 | Blog


  • SPORTS MOMENT: When Katzenmoyer killed Corby Jones
  • NFL TEAM: Who Cares?
  • NHL TEAM: Uh...Blue Jackets?
  • NBA TEAM: Who cares?
  • MLB TEAM: Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Tottenham!

Recent Activity

Comment 01 Sep 2015

Yup, I used to avoid afrin because of the "addiction" thing.  My doc told me to stop being stupid and use it as directed.  Stuff is amazing

Comment 31 Aug 2015

I am by no means a fitness guy but I do a little running here and there and the #1 thing that helped me go from run/walking a 5k to running a 5k was to go to a running store and get fitted by people who know what they are doing for running shoes.  Seriously, it was magical.

Second was learning to not heel strike.

Comment 13 Aug 2015

Username is a long, stupid story involving my last name and a ridiculously juvenile sense of humor.

Avatar is a PS job of everyone's favorite Civil War general and the first Ohioan to lead his team to absolute victory over the SEC.

Comment 07 Aug 2015

Why so much anger towards the team I root for?

See the 1990s and the incredibly ugly helmets your team wears.  Also, Desmond Howard.  Oh, Tom Brady too.

But wouldn't it be nice to have another 10 year war?

No.  What would be nice is if your team lost every game this year and OSU beat them in the toilet bowl 100-0.  THAT would be nice. What would be nice is if UM fans realized they haven't been relevant for nearly 20 years and stopped thinking they are even on the same level that OSU and MSU are.  Your team has no rightful place anywhere near the top of the heap in the B1G anymore, much less all of college football.

Comment 04 Aug 2015

I disagree, I at least respected Bo.  I stood at the moment of silence for him during The Game after he died.  

"If 'Bo' is not a winner, I never saw one and I should know. He beat me the last three games we played. We've fought and quarreled for years but we're great friends." [Quoted in The Lantern February 10, 1986.]

- Woody Hates

"There was plenty to criticize about Woody Hayes. His methods were tough, his temper was, at times, unforgivable. And, unless you knew him or played for him, it is hard to explain why you liked being around the guy. But you didn't just like it, you loved it. He was simply fascinating." [From Bo by "Bo" Schembechler and Mitch Albom.]

- Bo Schembechler

I wouldn't piss on Mark May if he was on fire.  I don't even care enough about him to even stop and watch him burn.

Comment 26 Jul 2015

I'll second a Fit.  They make look a little weird but they are great cars.  I'm 6' 260 and have plenty of room in my 2012.  Easily fits a family of four.  I drive 80 miles each day to work, have around 100k miles on it now and have had absolutely 0 problems with it.  Mine is a manual and I average around 40-43 mpg on every tank.  

Comment 10 Jul 2015

Started smoking at age 14.  Stopped at 30 but still dipping.  SO DUMB.

Comment 29 May 2015

There, but for the grace of god go I.

I did my share of drugs in college and thankfully never got hooked on them (although I don't really think weed and 'shrooms are addictive).  Spent most weekends in a booze-induced haze and shamefully drove when I shouldn't have too many times.

Luckily no one was drug testing me and somehow I never got picked up for PI or DUI.  I hope Noah can get some people around him that are looking out for his best interests and keep him on the straight and narrow.  I can't imagine what an arrogant asshole I would have been at his age if I had his ability.

Comment 15 May 2015

I was at Pete Rose's #4192.  Dad had guessed at the beginning of the year when he would be close and got tickets for every game that week.  Not the biggest Pete fan in the world but it is cool to say I saw a record that won't be broken for decades...if ever.

Also at Johnny Bench's last game....they grooved him one and he hit a 2 run homer.  The place went insane.

Every OSU vs. scUM game I have ever been to.  The good guys have won each of the 8 or so I've been to.  The greatest one was 2002 for pure buttock clenching heroics.  Last year's moment was when Zeke broke the 44 yarder on 4th and 1.  Just brilliant