If Cavs win, they're winning the series. Everyone from Joe Lacob to Matt Barnes knows it, too. If it goes to seven, I'm taking the day before, the day of, and the day after off work.
If the Buckeyes and the Browns hit the treble in 2018, I'm stripping naked and walking into Lake Erie because I beat life at age 30 and the rest of the game would bore me.
Quite possibly the best snippet of reading material ever... You are a wordsmith good sir