My therapist: It's OK, Joe Bauserman's passer rating can't hurt you anymore. 

Remy: Hold my beer

Who replaced an injured Braxton Miller...

Why? Why would you do that to us? I had almost entirely forgotten about that. 

Back in the day I used to be a frequent commenter on this site

Gotta BrewFest that afternoon from 3-7 so I'll be properly sauced for kickoff.

The Kentucky plate puts this over the top

gross

The regular one works

Here lately it feels like I've been collecting a lot of Ls

As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine.

#1 in your programs, #1 in your hearts

It's telling anyone who will listen it used to have a powerful V8 but now it's a tiny little 4 banger with no turbo

Meyer has made it clear in the past that the #1 thing he looks for in assistants is the ability to recruit. Now I'm not trying to tell a 3x national champion coach how to do his job but perhaps putting more emphasis on player development would show better results.

Beastie Boys are vastly underrated in terms of all-time great groups, imo.

I am as excited to watch this kid play football as I've been for any recruit in recent memory.

521

Tell us how you really feel

Can anyone shed some light on what "core muscle injury" might mean?

No idea what you're talking about

Thanks for making us all smarter, Kyle.

Steven Kovacs sucks at life

Someone check my math but I'm pretty sure Indiana won the SEC East.

One offensive TD drive and it came with like 3 mins left. Their LT is hot garbage. He may wanna consider a transfer before he has to face Nick Bosa

And another 

Higdon is UM’s best RB and he wouldn’t start on Ohio State’s scout team.  The whole program needs an overhaul and it starts with recruiting.   

Those who stay...

Off to MGo for some good old fashioned schadenfreude

And you wonder why Garrett Wilson doesn't want to go to Texas